🚀 go-pugleaf

Larry, Larry, Larry. I'd pick Rich Phyllisman over Larry any day and
certainly would pick Rich Phyllisman over "Dexter Medley." The "minimal
cleverness" you so eagerly deride was the catalyst that gave rise to such a
lively discussion here in dc.dining, a discussion this newsgroup hasn't
seen for some time. 
And Larry, I assure you I would speak to you in the same patronizing manner
if I saw you person. Even if your girth is 3 or 4 times mine (which I don't
doubt), you would still get a piece of my mind. 
Ernest, Ernest, Ernest. Did you really need such a tired posting like
Larry's in  order to have the nerve to respond to my criticism of you? I
hope you now know the difference between dining and eating. 
A warning, Larry. Attempting to dis a waiter (even as lame as an attempt as
yours was) is not wise, especially when the waiter in question has a lot of
waiter friends who work all over the area and think just like he does. We
will find you and hurt you (maybe even spit in your ice-tea refill). 
Bye!