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FROM TALK.ORIGINS MODERATOR r TO HAMBURGLAR

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From: LADY GOOGOO
Date: Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:36
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After nearly two decades of protecting the bullshit theory of man's
evolution, David Iain Greig is rumored to be out as moderator of
talk.origins and apparently has taken a job at a McDonalds in
Mississauga, Ont., near Toronto.
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"Welcome to McDonalds!." he now says in his baritone voice. " Would
you like to place your order?
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"Your total is $8.55. Do you want two ketchups or three with your
fries?"
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You see, the Pseudoscientific Establishment, which is keenly
responsible for the depths of the cesspool into which America's
educational system has sunk, cannot stand criticism.
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Greig made a Freudian slip the other day when
he casually told a trusty colleague: "MAYBE  Ed Conrad is right and
maybe we're ALL wrong."
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Little did he know that his colleague was wearing a wire.hooked up to
the Smithsonian.
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See, the Scientific Establishment will not tolerate disparaging
statements such that -- or THIS . . .::
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<                        COLLEGE:
"A highly overrated pyramid scheme in which, in exchange for four-plus
years of your life, you get financially raped by the school bookstore,
the
tuition office and the American educational system.
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"In the end, you get a piece of crayon paper called
a 'Duh-Gree' which you pin to your shirt so potential employers will
know why you are so stupid."
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Or . . .:
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"A place you go where you actually pay people to brainwash you."
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I say: "Why pay good money to become an institutionalized,
brainwashed, mindless, zombie
when you probably can do it yourself free of charge?"
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Anyway, the Pseudoscientific Establishment cannot stand criticism and
claims that Davey Greig's courageous and outspoken Web page --
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=college&page=1 -- has
no place on the Internet.
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The pseudos feel it should be banned the same way talk.origins has
banned Your's Truly for providing the physical evidence that Man is As
Old as Coal, consequently proving that evolution is sheer crap
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TRUTH vs  MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
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Human Fossils Found Between Cqal Veins
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Yes, I admit I am Ignorant Bastard  and can use a good brain
transplant. But Mr. Greig unquestionably has a really high IQ and,
besides, he is from Toronto where the Maple Leafs haven't won a
Stanley Cup for 45 years.
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But many in the Pseudoscientific Establishment, based at the
Smithsonian, feel ridiculous statements coming from someone like the
esteemed long-tome moderator of talk.origins.
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What he had told his trusted colleague is a public embarrassment to
this nation's fine colleges and university administrators, boards of
regents, faculty, custodial engineers and students, not to mention
cafeteria employees, security personnel and basketball teams (who work
their balls off (unless it's a women's team obviously).
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PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Photo shows 662-pound boulder after it was removed from some 250 feet
underground between coal veins.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried
blood in granules removed from the inner surface of what bears
likeness to a human skull.
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It also contains Haversian canals, the tell-tale sign of bone.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS (Or is one finger and a toe?)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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