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Article #126FROM TALK.ORIGINS MODERATOR r TO HAMBURGLAR
From: LADY GOOGOO
Date: Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:36
Date: Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:36
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< After nearly two decades of protecting the bullshit theory of man's evolution, David Iain Greig is rumored to be out as moderator of talk.origins and apparently has taken a job at a McDonalds in Mississauga, Ont., near Toronto. < "Welcome to McDonalds!." he now says in his baritone voice. " Would you like to place your order? < "Your total is $8.55. Do you want two ketchups or three with your fries?" < =============================== < You see, the Pseudoscientific Establishment, which is keenly responsible for the depths of the cesspool into which America's educational system has sunk, cannot stand criticism. < Greig made a Freudian slip the other day when he casually told a trusty colleague: "MAYBE Ed Conrad is right and maybe we're ALL wrong." < Little did he know that his colleague was wearing a wire.hooked up to the Smithsonian. < See, the Scientific Establishment will not tolerate disparaging statements such that -- or THIS . . .:: < < COLLEGE: "A highly overrated pyramid scheme in which, in exchange for four-plus years of your life, you get financially raped by the school bookstore, the tuition office and the American educational system. < "In the end, you get a piece of crayon paper called a 'Duh-Gree' which you pin to your shirt so potential employers will know why you are so stupid." < Or . . .: < "A place you go where you actually pay people to brainwash you." < I say: "Why pay good money to become an institutionalized, brainwashed, mindless, zombie when you probably can do it yourself free of charge?" < Anyway, the Pseudoscientific Establishment cannot stand criticism and claims that Davey Greig's courageous and outspoken Web page -- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=college&page=1 -- has no place on the Internet. < The pseudos feel it should be banned the same way talk.origins has banned Your's Truly for providing the physical evidence that Man is As Old as Coal, consequently proving that evolution is sheer crap < ================================== < TRUTH vs MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION < Human Fossils Found Between Cqal Veins < Yes, I admit I am Ignorant Bastard and can use a good brain transplant. But Mr. Greig unquestionably has a really high IQ and, besides, he is from Toronto where the Maple Leafs haven't won a Stanley Cup for 45 years. < But many in the Pseudoscientific Establishment, based at the Smithsonian, feel ridiculous statements coming from someone like the esteemed long-tome moderator of talk.origins. < What he had told his trusted colleague is a public embarrassment to this nation's fine colleges and university administrators, boards of regents, faculty, custodial engineers and students, not to mention cafeteria employees, security personnel and basketball teams (who work their balls off (unless it's a women's team obviously). < < =========================== < PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER < Photo shows 662-pound boulder after it was removed from some 250 feet underground between coal veins. < http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg < Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human cranium. < http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg < American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried blood in granules removed from the inner surface of what bears likeness to a human skull. , It also contains Haversian canals, the tell-tale sign of bone. < ===================== < PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS (Or is one finger and a toe?) < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg < ======================== < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg < WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg < ================ < CAUTION:: Do Not Read Below This Line < --------------------------- < http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html
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