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I'M ED CONRAD AND I CERTAINLY APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

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From: Ed
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2010 15:09
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This is the agenda for today's Jon Stewart and/or Stephen Colbert
rallies at the National Mall in Washington, D,C.

 <                         NOON
<          TREMENDOUS CROWD, VERY NOISY
<        ALL ARE ASKED TO SHUT THE HELL UP
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<                BRIEF WELCOMING SPEECH
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<            SINGING OF GOD BLESS AMERICA
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<                         SPEECH
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<                  ANOTHER SPEECH
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<          OH, SHIT. NOT ANOTHER SPEECH
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INTRODUCTION OF GEORGE W. BUSH, DICK CHENEY
<                    (Lots of Boos)
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PUBLIC EXECUTION OF GEORGE W. BUSH, DICK CHENEY
               ---   Mussolini style   --
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(For treason as the conspirators behind the horror of 911 and for war
crimes for going to war under false pretenses)
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                911 CONSPIRACY
http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
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FAKE 911 CRASH FOOTAGE FROM  HELICOPTER
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Plane Appears Out of Nowhere,
Nose Goes through South Tower
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http://videos.wittysparks.com/id/2568693725
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THE SMOKING GUN
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
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EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
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http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/thermite/explosive_residues.html
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http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
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http://groups.google.com/group/misc.education/msg/7525fbc2c2e413ba
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http://groups.google.com/group/soc.culture.usa/msg/48ca8bf8db4b95cd
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=========
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<                    PUBLIC SALUTE
  (To the 19 falsely acccused terrorists of 911)
<
Introduction of Tea Party candidates and friends -- Sharron Angle,
Christie O'Connell, Joe Miller, Sarah Palin, Bill O'Reilly, Rush
Limbaugh, Glenn  Beck, Sean "Ins" Hannity and Karl Rove
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         START OF EX-LAX EATING CONTEST
<              (featuring all of the above)
http://img.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/30067000524_450x450_a.jpg
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<                  (25 Minutes Later)
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<         RALLY SUDDENLY TERMINATED
   National Mall Fumigated, Entire Crowd Finds Shelter in Wendy's,
McDonald's or Burger King. (A lot of others take the train home.)
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                        RALLY OVER
Capitol police investigating 42 pickpocket incidents. Even worse,
some
rotten bastard stole Stephen Colbert's Rolex.
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PIX OF SOME CELEBRITIES IN ATTENDANCE
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Abraham Lincoln
http://www.visitingdc.com/images/abraham-lincoln-picture.jpg
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Freddy Krueger
http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/pho...
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Hugo Chavez
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-2/hugo-c...
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Queen Elizabeth
http://www.topnews.in/files/queen-elizabeth-II.jpg
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Pope Bendict XVI
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/pope_benedict-1.jpg
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Kim Jong-il
http://topnews.in/law/files/Kim-Jong_Il.jpg
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Charles Manson
http://www.nachtkabarett.com/ihvh/img/charles_manson_swastika_forehea...
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Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ann_coulter02.jpg
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Mother Teresa
http://tomdiaz.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/mother-teresa.jpg
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George Carlin
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/george-carlin3.jpg
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Pope John XXIII
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/life/1144-1.jpg
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Dr. Evil
http://usedbooksblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dr-evil.JPG
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Tony Hayward
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/06/18/alg_bp_ceo_tony-hayward.jpg
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Bernie Madoff
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/11/opinion/10madoff.480.jpg
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com/com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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U.S. NEWSPAPER COLUMNISTS
They wouldn't touch Man as Old as Coal, Proof of Life After Death or
the 911 Government Conpiracy with
with a 14-foot pole.
<
A -Tom Abate Elliott Abrams Joel Achenbach Scott Adams Jonathan H.
Adler Margot Adler Adolessons (L. Walters) Luis de Agustin Diane
Alden ary Aldrich Amy Alkon Tom Ambrose Monica Anderson W. James Antle
III erry Armour Massad Ayoob - B - Jed Babbin Russ Baker Will Baker
Dr.
Chuck Baldwin John Balzar Doug Bandow Sandy Banks Lisa Barker Michael
Barone Bob Barr Dave Barry Bruce Bartlett Robert L. Bartley
Michael M. Bates Austin Bay Rick Bayan Anne Bayefsky Arnold Beichman
Rick Bell Richard Benedetto Bob Benson Paul Berton Tim Bete Robert
Bianco Dwight Bitikofer Peter Blake Kimberly Blaker Tony Blankley
Christie Blatchford Christina Blizzard Samuel Blumenfeld Myrna Blyth
Alan W. Bock Dick Boland Neal Boortz Gloria Borger Richard Borreca
Rabbi Shmuley Boteach James Bovard Michael R. Bowen Linda Bowles
Karlyn Bowman Philip Bowring Denis Boyles L. Brent Bozell III Walt
Brasch Jr. Thomas J. Bray Jimmy Breslin David Brewster C. A. Bridges
Joe Bob Briggs Donna Britt David Broder Peter Bonson Richard
Brookhiser Casey Brooks Luanne Brown David Brooks Peter Brown Harry
Browne Ronald Brownstein Tammy Bruce John Brummett Monica de Bruyn
Arthur Bruzzone Patrick Buchanan William F. Buckley Jr. Ted Byfield C
- Herb Caen Paul Campos Victor Canto Mary Carey James Carroll Jon
Carroll Vincent Carroll O. K. Carter Alan Caruba Doug Casey Neil
Cavuto Willy Chaplin Steve Chapman Mona Charen Jane Chastain Linda
Chavez Amy Chavez Richard Z. Chesnoff Jonathan hevreau Peter Chianca
Dante Chinni Patrick Chisholm Noam Chomsky Neva Chonin Mike Clark
Chandra K. Clarke Roger Clegg Richard Cleroux Annette Clifford
Eleanor
Clift Helena Cobban  Alexander Cockburn Jim Cohen Richard Cohen Cam
Cole Frances Coleman Vernon Coleman Joe Conason Licia Corbella Kaye
Corbet Michael Coren David Corn Don Corrigan Dave Corsi Morris Dalla
Costa
Cynthia Cotts Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter Billy Cox Andrew Coyne Greg
Crosby Stanley Crouch Patrick Crowley Cele Cummiskey Emory Curtis - D
- Mike Daly Jeremy Dauber Nicholas Davis John Derbyshire Donald J.
Devine David Lawrence Dewey Vox Day Jackson Diehl E. J. Dionne Jr.
Kerry Diotte J.N. Dixit (India) David Dolan Jon Dougherty Maureen
Dowd John Downing Rod DreherMatt Drudge Dinesh D'Souza Gary Dunford
Jack
Dunphy Pete du Pont Gwynne Dyer - E ->Gregg Easterbrook Larry Elder
Chris Erskine Susan Estrich Peter and Helen Evans Zach Everson - F
Christopher J. Falvey Jerry Falwell Elizabeth Farah Joseph Farah
Barry
Farber Steve Farrell Don Feder Bruce Fein Raoul Felder Michael N.
Field
Suzanne Fields Joe Fiorito Douglas
Fisher Michael Fitzgerald John Flanagan Gerry Forbes Steve Forbes
Julie Foster Sarah Foster Diane Francis Samuel Francis Thomas
Friedman
Dan Frisa Linda Frum Robert Fulford John Fund - G - Frank J. Gaffney,
Jr. Greg Gagliardi Evan Gahr Rich Galen Maggie Gallagher Mike
Gallagher Leah Garchik Ken Garcia Marilyn Gardner Francis P. Garland
Jack Germond Bill Gertz Georgie Anne Geyer Valerie Gibson Paul
A. Gigot Nick Gillespie James Glassman Jamie Glazov John J. Glisch
Carol Goar Jonah Goldberg Lucianne Goldberg Lorrie Goldstein Stephen
L. Goldstein Ellen Goodman Tim Goodman Julia Gorin Michael Graham
Paul
Greenberg  Cynthia Grenier Richard Grenier Mickey Guisewite John
Gushue Huck Gutman Kingsley Guy - H -
Col. Dave Hackworth Rebecca Hagelin Max Haines (crime) Gregory J.
Hand
Ray Hanania Steve H. Hanke Victor Davis Hanson Mike Harden Jeff
Harder
Emmett Harris Sydney J. Harris Froma Harrop Betsy Hart Jeffrey Hart
Steve Harvey Scott  Haskins J.D. Hauser Mark Helprin Bill "Tiki"
Hengst Ed Henry Bishop Fred Henry Nat Hentoff>Bob Herbert>Bob
Herguth>Andrew Herrmann>Karen Hershenson>Hugh Hewitt>Fred
Hiatt>Graham Hicks>Mike Himowitz>Cragg Hines>Dr. James
Hirsen>Christopher
Hitchens>Jim Hoagland>Robert Holland>Mark Holmberg>Pat M. Holt>Jeff
Hood>Art Hoppe>Dr. Wade F. Horn>Sonita Horvitch>David Horowitz
(consumer)>David Horowitz (political)>Garin K. Hovannisian>Bob Howard
(stock market)>Peter Huber>Arianna Huffington>John Hughes>David M.
Huntwork>- I ->David Ignatius>Laura Ingraham>Reed Irvine>Molly
Ivins>-
J
->Derrick Z. Jackson>Paul Jackson>Mindelle Jacobs>Jeff Jacoby>Robert
L. Jamieson Jr.>Dale Jarvis>Terence P. Jeffrey>Holman W. Jenkins
Jr.>Michael Jenkinson>Marianne Jennings>Thomas L. Jipping>Bill
Johnson>Cecil Johnson>Chip Johnson>Peter Johnson>George Jonas>Brian
Jones>Bob Just>- K ->Robert Kagan>Frank Kaiser>Gregory Kane>Madeleine
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Kaufmann>David A. Keene>Garrison Keillor>Bill Keller>J. Kelly>Michael
Kelly>Mike Kelly>Jack Kemp>Jared Kendall (techno)>Michelle
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King>John King>Larry King>Peter H. King>Michael Kinsley>Les
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Kornheiser>Hilton Kramer>Charles Krauthammer>Chris Kridler>Nicholas
Kristof>Paul Krugman>Lawrence Kudlow>Irving Kupcinet>David
Kupelian>Howard Kurtz>Stanley Kurtz>- L ->J. R. Labbe>Henry
Lamb>Donald
Lambro>Mark Lane>Rabbi David Lapin>Adair Lara>Tim Lasiuta>Stephen
Lautens>John LeBoutillier>Michael Ledeen>Rev. Harry Lehotsky>Rory
Leishman>John Leo>Jason Leopold>Richard Lessner>Bob Levey>Collin
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Liddy>Carl Limbacher>David Limbaugh>Andrew Limburg>William S.
Lind>Hal
Lindsey>Thomas H. Lipscomb>Seth Lipsky>Ron Littlepage>Mike
Littwin>Anthony C. LoBaido>Robert Locke>Laurie Loisel>Michael
Long>Kathryn Jean Lopez>Steve Lopez>Judy Lowe>Rich Lowry>Aldo
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Malkin>Sebastian Mallaby>David Malpass>Julianne Malveaux>Steve
Malzberg>Michele Mandel>Eric Margolis>Myriam Marquez>Ron Marr>Al
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McAllister>Danny
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McConnell>Stephen A. McDonald>Chris McEvoy>Nicole McGill>Brian
McGrory>William McKenzie>Jeff McMahon>Craige McMillan>Eileen
McNamara>Don McNay>Earl McRae>Michael Medved>Frederick B.
Meekins>Ilana
Mercer>Marsha Mercer>Tanya K. Metaksa>Geoff Metcalf>Joel Miller>John
J.
Miller>Courtland Milloy>Brendan Miniter>Mary A. Mitchell>Thomas
Mitchell>Stephen Moore>Michael Moran>Mark Morford>David Morris>Dick
Morris>Brent Morrison>Patt Morrison>Rob Morse>Mary Mostert>MSNBC
opinions>MUGGER>Julie Muhlstein>Bill Murchison>William
Murchison>Deroy
Murdock>Dave Murphy>Kevin Murphy>- N Steve Neal>Patricia Neill>Al
Neuharth>Dr. Alexandr Nemets>Shirley Newhook>Bill Newman>Elizabeth
Nickson>Fiamma Nirenstein>Timothy Noah>Lyn Nofziger>Peggy Noonan>Jay
Nordlinger>Gary North>D. Michael North>Oliver North>Michael
Novak>Robert
Novak>Tom Nugent>J. R. Nyquist>- O ->Kate O'Beirne>John Ochwat>Kristi
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(food)>Suzanne Ontiveros>Bill O'Reilly>William O'Rourke>Patrick
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Patton>Doug
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Lois Polak>Ramesh Ponnuru>Lowell Ponte>Alex Poirot>David
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Rall>Deborah
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Reese>Eric
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Reynolds>Frank
Rich>Derk Richardson (music)>Paul Riddell>James Ridgeway>Susan
Riley>Ronald Clair Roat>James S. Robbins>Paul Craig Roberts>Scott
Robinson>Clay Robison>John Robson>BJ Roche>L. H. Rockwell, Jr.>Dan
Rodricks>Hillary Rodham>Richard Roeper>Thomas Roeser>Hans Rollman>Jim
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Schlafly>Laura
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Schwartz>Susan
Scott>Steve Sebelius>Melissa Seckora>Linda Seebach>Dorothy Anne
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Smith>Paige Smoron>Todd Smyth>Michael Sneed>Tony Snow>Joseph
Sobran>Norman Solomon>Thomas Sowell>Christina Spencer>Godfrey
Sperling>Paul Sperry>Paul Stanway>Bill Steigerwald>Jeannine
Stein>Neil
Steinberg>Isaiah Sterrett>Hartley Steward>Mark Steyn>Greg
Strange>Kimberley A. Strassel>Joseph Stromberg>Jacob Sullum>Jaron
Summers>Vin Suprynowicz>Andrew Stuttaford>James Swan>- T ->Ben
Tanosborn>Humphrey Taylor>Stuart Taylor, Jr.>Beth Teitell>John
Temple>Philip Terzian>Cal Thomas>Hunter S. Thompson>Steve
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