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EVEN EVOLUTIONISTS GETTING THEIR GUARDIAN ANGEL'S NAME

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Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2010 15:48
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This column by Ed Conrad appeared in the Hazleton (Pa.) Standard-
Speaker on March 31, 2002 -- Easter Sunday morning.
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The favorable response from readers, who reported that they DID get
their guaridain angel's name, was incredible, to say the least.
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By ED CONRAD
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It's Easter morning -- Happy Easter, everyone -- and what a great
morning to touch on a subject that's very, very close to your heart.
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Your guardian angel!
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You've heard mention of guardian angels for years and years --
associated with different religions (naturally), in movies, in books,
on TV- - but few folks, I'm sure, have really given serious thought
that they HAVE a guardian angel.
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(Even the God-denying atheists and evolutionists.)
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Most undoubtedly figure it's nothing more than the figment of
someone's imagination -- and perhaps a bit of wishful thinking.
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But, based on a novel experiment conducted right here at the Standard-
Speaker, it appears that the reality of guardian angels is more than
we could ever imagine.
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For example, it appears that our guardian angels can communicate with
us -- letting us know his or her name.
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Still a skeptic, huh? Then read on . .
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It all began about 10 years ago when my late mother visited the Shrine
of Our Lady of Czestochowa near Doylestown (Pa.).
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Upon returning home, Mom excitedly revealed that she had met an
Italian woman -- a senior citizen like herself -- and they clicked
instantly.
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During one of their numerous conversations, the woman asked my mother:
"Anna, what's your guardian angel's name?"
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My mother was flabbergasted, shocked at the question, for which she
obviously had no answer.
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The woman then explained that everyone can learn the name of his or
her guardian angel simply by asking, then told my mother: "Before you
fall asleep tonight, just say, 'Guardian angel, I know you're with me
all the time but I don't know your name. Please let me know your
name.' "
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Simple! And perhaps a bit far-fetched. Still, my mother tried it.
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The next day, Mom enthusiastically phoned to tell me she had learned
that her guardian angel's name was Noel. She said the name was solidly
embedded in her head when she got out of bed in the morning.
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Rather skeptical that it would work for me, I attempted the experiment
myself that very night. Lo and behold, I awoke the next morning with
the name "Girard" ringing in my ears. I have never known any
Girard's.
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Well, that might've well been the end of the story -- but it wasn't!
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About two weeks ago -- after 10 long years -- I casually mentioned the
incident in the Standard-Speaker newsroom when the subject of
guardian
angels came up and, I admit, my story undoubtedly sounded quite hokey
to those listening.
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But the next morning, Annette Rusnock, the newspaper's editorial
librarian, was wearing a broad smile when she strolled into the news
room and proudly announced that she had tried the "experiment" to get
her guardian angel's name and awoke "with Isabella, Isabella,
Isabella."
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"Hmmm!" said Rosella Walker, who works near her. "I'm going to try it
tonight."
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Rosella did and came in the next morning happily revealing that it had
worked for her as well, getting the name Gertrude.
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"And, the thing is, I don't know any Gertrude's," Rosella said. "The
only Gertrude I know is Gertrude's Chocolates."
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Well, strange things kept happening in the newspaper building.
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Joanna marsicano of the classified advertising department tried it and
happily revealed that her guardian angel's name: also was Isabella.
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She said when she saw her name in large, bright lights when she woke
up, the last letter "a" in Isabella kept flashing and flashing,
emphasizing that the "a" is to be pronounced.
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"Just like I'm not Joann but JoannA, my guardian angel undoubtedly
wanted me to be sure I knew her name was IsabellA and not Isabell,"
she remarked.
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"To learn I have a guardian angel and, especially, to know her name
has made me very happy," said Joanna. "It really made my day."
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Mark Katchur, a staff writer, said he wanted to know if he could also
get his guardian angel's name and said he awoke knowing positively it
is Daniel.
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Joanne Suglia, also from classified department, tried it and beamed
while telling everyone that she earned her guardian angel's name is
Estelle.
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As the story circulated throughout the building, Lois Ann Hall and
Nadine Kubilus of the business office, Kathy Breznak and Al Danko of
the advertising department, and Vicki Gennaro of the newsroom all
tried it as well -- and enthusiastically said it worked!
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Lois Ann excitedly said she had requested the name of her guardian
angel when she went to bed.
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"But I awoke about 6:30 the next morning and was sort of disappointed
that nothing happened," she said. "But I laid down again and fell
asleep and, when I got up, the name Marjorie was *everywhere.*"
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Kathy said she was afraid to try the experiment but, while about to
fall asleep one night last week, finally did so. She awoke with the
name Michael indelibly impressed upon her.
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Danko couldn't believe it when he tried the experiment and learned his
guardian angel's name is Justin.
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Vicki said her question also had been answered when she awoke with a
name ringing in her ears. At first, she admitted she was reluctant to
reveal it but then -- eventually -- she told the newsroom staff the
name she came up with was Azriel.
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The latest to attempt the experiment and discover it really works was
George Fetchko of the composing room.
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He tried it and learned his guardian angel's name is Adam.
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The experiment has worked in the majority of cases but, to be
perfectly honest, it didn't work for two or three people and the
answer escapes us. Perhaps these Standard-Speaker staffers hadn't
made
their request with sincerity.
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If there's a fly in the ointment -- to readers still skeptical -- it
would be the name of the guardian angel of Nadine Kubilus, the third
to say she came up with Isabella.
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It means a guardian angel named Isabella popped up three times to
women working at the Standard-Speaker and it's anybody's guess if
there are three guardian angels named Isabella or one Isabella is
working three shifts, for three gals here at the S-S.
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Someone suggested that Nadine -- the third Isabella -- probably heard
that Annette Rusnock and Joanna Marsicano both had come up with
Isabella, independent of each other.
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But Nadine insisted that she hadn't been aware of the names that
Annette and Joanna had come up with.
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"In fact, I learned my guardian angel's name before Joanna because it
happened to me last Thursday morning (a day before Joanna learned her
guardian angel's name)," said Nadine. "I just didn't say anything
when I came to work Friday morning."
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One last word: These are sound, sensible people who have held
responsible positions, most for many, many years. There is no reason
they'd be lying or be part of any type of con job.
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You, too, are invited to learn your guardian angel's name, and your
belief -- or disbelief -- in an existence beyond our physical realm
appears to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
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"Ask and you shall receive," a Very Wise Man once said.
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In the case of learning the name of your guardian angel, apparently
all you have to do is ask.
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(PS: You DO NOT get your guardian angel's name while asleep. It hits
you like a ton of bricksd as soon as you wake up.)
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Now, a most unusual follow-up.
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George Fetchko, who got his guardian angel's name, had attended a wake
for a deceased uncle a few nights after the above column appeared.
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"It seemed everyone at the wake was huddling around me, asking me how
I did it)," he remarked at work the next morning.
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It -- and countless letters and e-mails from readers who performed the
experiment and succeeded -- prompted me to write a follow-up column
which began . . .
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"George Fetchko attended a wake the other night and was astounded that
he was MORE POPULAR than the corpse."
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The following have Twittered to report that they've tried the
experiment and it works. A few are a bit shocked, however, because
they're coming up with names like Lucifer and Beelzebub
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Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
George W. Bush
Richard "Don't Call Me a Dick" Cheney
Bernie Maddof
Queen Elizabeth
Lady Gaga
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Father Guido Sarducci
General Motors
Gen. Omar Bradley (Ret.)
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The Grim Reaper
Mother Teresa
Dr. Death (Jack Kevorkian)
Christie O'Donnell
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Rabbi Yehuda Levin
Roger Ailes
Keith Olbermann
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao
Richard Dawkins
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Frederico "Fredo" Corleone
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60 Minutes
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Jimmy Fallon
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Al Einstein
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American Association of Anatomists
Julian Assage
American Anthropological Association
BillO Reilly
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American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
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Liz Cheney
American Society for Investigative Pathology
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Federation of American Scientists
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New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
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Wayne Clough -- Secretary of Smithsonian
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Bachmann
American Medical Association
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Association for Molecular Pathology
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U.S. News and World Report
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Charles Manson
Matthew Mark Luke and Jack
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This URL doesn't mean diddly.
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Well, I told you there was nothing there.
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SCIENTIFIC SOCIETIES
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American Association of Physical Anthropologists
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American Society of Primatologists
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Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
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Department of anthropology, University of Arizona
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anthropology) Arizona State University
anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of anthropology, Columbia University
Department of anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in anthropology, CUNY
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Department of anthropology, University of Florida
Department of anthropology, Harvard University
anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of anthropology, New York University
Department of anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of anthropology, University of Texas
Department of anthropology, University of Virginia
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Archaeological Institute of America
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Society for Ethnomusicology
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New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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American Academy of Arts and Sciences
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Anatomists
American Dental Association
American Anthropological Association
American Journal of Physical anthropology
American Medical Association\
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American Society of Human Genetics
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Eclectic anthropology Server
Federation of American Scientists
Society for Chaos Theory in Psychology and the Life Sciences
Dental AnthropologyAmerican Academy of Pediatric Dentistry
American Association of Oral BiologistsAmerican Dental Association
Bibliography of Dental anthropology Articles in AJPA
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National Institute of Dental Research Forensics
Academy of Clinical Laboratory Physicians and Scientists
American Board of Criminalistics
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American Journal of Pathology
American Medical Association
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Annals of Chemical Biochemistry On-Line Journal
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Association for Molecular Pathology
Association of Directors of Anatomic and Surgical Pathology
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College of American Pathologists
Computer Forensics- Law and Order Magazine
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Federation of American Societies of Experimental Biology
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Forensic anthropology CenterForensic ArchaeologyNational Center for
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New England Journal of Medicine
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California Regional Primate Research Center
Institute for Ecology and Biological Resources
International Primate Sanctuary of Panama
Oregon Regional Primate Reseach Center
University of Barcelona - Hominid Paleo-ethology Unit\
University of Wisconsin - Regional Primate Research Center
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center - Emory University
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