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     SHENANDOAH, Pa. (Rueters) --
World-famous discoverer Ed Conrad
has revealed that he has donated
his brain to science.
      "I'm sure if they fiddle around
with the brain cells, they'll learn
a lot about super intelligence."
Conrad told Larry King on Larry
King Live last night.
      Conrad is credited with proving
man is as old as coal, that death
doesn't exist, that George Bush
and Dick Cheney were the REAL
911 terrorists, that nobody in
medicine is really trying to find
a cure for cancer, that there's
more intelligent human-like life
in the universe than you could
shake a stick at, and that God --
even though He is the Supreme
Bean -- does not judge us when
we die.
    Let it be understood that Ed
Conrad is NOT donating his own
 brain to science.
     "That would be pretty stupid,"
he told The King. "If I did, I'd be
a veggie -- and it'd be no fun
harassing the corrupt scientific
establishment.
     "Besides, how would you like
it if your only friends were spinach.
caulifower and cucumbers?"
     Actually, Conrad (whose IQ
is a shitload higher than either
Al Einstein or Steve Hawking)
has donated the hemisphere of
the petrified human brain that he
discovered between coal veins.
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<         THE DONATION
Maestro, strike up the band . . .
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http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
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DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD ED CONRAD'S BRAIN?
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If you did, you also might find a petrified human brain between coal
veins, proving tevolution is pure crap.
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You also would be able to separate fact fom fiction
about all sorts of other matters.

WHAT A PSEUDOSCIENTIST'S BRAIN LOOKS LIKE
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<                THE BRAIN
The human brain is a remarkable structure that defines who we are as
individuals and how we experience the world. Recent advances in
neuroimaging have allowed researchers to look inside the brain,
providing vivid but scary pictures of its subcomponents and their
associated functions. The gross structure of Ed Conrad's brain is
familiar to most. The outer layer of the forebrain constitutes the
familiar wrinkled tissue that is the cerebral cortex, or cortex for
short. The large folds in the cortex are called gyri (from the Greek,
‘circle’). The small creases within these folds are fissures (from the
Egyptian, ‘circle’). The small creases within these folds are fissures
(from areas of Brooklyn, ‘trench’).  Each hemisphere of the cortex
consists of four lobes -- frontal, parietal, temporal, and occipital.
Other important structures are the brainstem, cerebellum and the
limbic system (which
includes the amygdala and hippocampus).
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Ed Conrad's brain consists of 29 interactive structures that can be
rotated in 3-D space. Each structure contains information on
associated functions, disorders, brain damage, case studies and links
to contemporary modern research.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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CASE STUDIES
Perhaps the most well known-case study in neuroscience is Phineas Gage
(no relation to Ed Conrad), who suffered severe damage to the
prefrontal cortex following a railroad-related accident in 1848.  An
explosion drove a large iron rod through Gage’s skull, and he was
later reported to have severe social impairments. Although the extent
of these impairments remains controversial, his case study was a
landmark in that it correlated specific cognitive functions with a
specific brain area. Since then, tens of thousands of case studies
have sought to associate specific brain regions with specific
functions, and many of these are documented in brain structures, such
as Ed Conrad's. However, it is important not to overstate the point.
All cognitive functions result
from the integration of many simple processing mechanisms, distributed
throughout the brain.
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ASSOCIATED FUNCTIONS
arousal
annoying pseudoscientists
emotion
language
learning
memory
movement
pissing off evolutionists
perception
rooting out the phonies
sensation
tampering with physical evidence
thinking
and many others
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ASSOCIATED COGNITIVE DISORDERS
Almost without exception, cognitive disorders correlate to multiple
regions in most brains but certainly  not Ed Conrad's. Just as the
genes and biochemicals associated with cognition are expressed
throughout the brain, gross structures that correlate with cognitive
disorders are widespread.  This is certainly true of these:
Alzheimer's autism, bipolar disorder, depression and schizophrenia.
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ASSOCIATED WITH DAMAGE
It is possible for the brain to repair damaged neural networks or to
compensate for the loss of function in particular structures. Common
impairments resultants from brain damage include deficits in
attention, emotion, language, learning, memory, movement, perception
and sensation, none of which have ever affected our hero Ed Conrad.
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SUBSTRUCTURES
amygdala
basal ganglia
brainstem
Broca's area
cerebellum
cingulate cortex
corpus callosum
dentate gyrus
entorhinal cortex
frontal lobe
hippocampus
hippopotomus
hypothalamus
inferior temporal gyrus
limbic system
medulla
middle temporal gyrus
occipital lobe
parietal lobe
perirhinal cortex
pons
prefrontal cortex
premotor cortex
primary motor cortex
somatosensory cortex
subiculum
sucking sensation (ala Tiger Woods' mistresses)
superior temporal gyrus
temporal lobe
ventricles
Wernicke's area (picnicking forbidden)
and many others
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WHAT A PSEUDOSCIENTIST'S BRAIN LOOKS LIKE
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http://www.blork.org/blog/imyjiz3/spaghetti-carbonara.jpg
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<              MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/thefactthat.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/proof2.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/proof1.jpg
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OTHER MIND-BOGGLING FOSSILS
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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<         WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg<
Whoops! Maybe THIS is is the Oldest Tool . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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OTHER COAL-AGE FOSSILS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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"OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," had personally examined and tested the specimen above and
identified it as a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets
broken off.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
      -- Wilton Krogman to a colleague while
<       examining and identifying the calvarium
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories, after testing granules removed from the
interior of this specimen, stated in its Official Report that it
contains dried blood as revealed by Calulus by Crystallography.
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The Official Report was authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, Director of
Laboratories.
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Last but certainly not least, the URL also reveals photos of the
presence of Haversian canals, the tell-tale indicator of bone.
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or massage gently with Viagra)
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<     THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
<                 "Oh, the Humanity"
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Remember to wear a helmet on Dec. 21, 2012 because, since it happened
before, it certainly could happen again.
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
     --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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Ed Conrad takes a break while digging for petrified human fossils.
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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ED'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND
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                   911 CONSPIRACY
Http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
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If there's indeed a "Smoking Gun" that proves beyond ALL reasonable
doubt that a government conspiracy was responsible for the horror of
911 -- and the horrific aftermath of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
-- this video is it.
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FAKE 911 CRASH  FROM  HELICOPTER
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Plane Appears Out of Nowhere,
Nose Goes through South Tower
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http://videos.wittysparks.com/id/2568693725
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           SMOKING GUN (Part II)
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
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EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
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http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/thermite/explosive_residues.html
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http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
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            LOOSE CHANGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E3oIbO0AWE&NR=1
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http://groups.google.com/group/misc.education/msg/7525fbc2c2e413ba
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http://groups.google.com/group/soc.culture.usa/msg/48ca8bf8db4b95cd
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JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8
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http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg
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http://www.infowars.com/former-fbi-agent-reveals-new-angle-on-kennedy-assassination/
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CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.letterman/msg/29e5efa37c129adf
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.conspiracy/msg/361eab3f8eebaed0
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v¦MvcIs4OcQ&NR=1
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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Latest FBI File  Photo of the Ignorant Prick
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUMS
Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia
Alaska Museum of Natural History
Alaska State Museums, Juneau, Alaska
Albany Museum, Rhodes University, Grahamston, South Africa
The Raymond M. Alf Museum of Paleontology, Claremont, Calif
American Museum of Natural History, New York City, New York
Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum
Australian Museum Online
Australian National Botanical Garden
Berkeley Natural History Museums consortium, Berkeley, California
Bernice Bishop Museum, Honolulu, Hawaii
Bob Campbell Geology Museum, Clemson University
Buena Vista Museum of Natural History
Burke Museum, University of Washington, Seattle
The California Academy of Sciences
Canadian Museum of Nature
Carnegie Museum of Natural History, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Centennial Museum, University of Texas at El Paso
The Notebaert Nature Museum, Chicago, Illinois
Chula Vista Nature Center, Chula Vista, California
Cincinnati Museum Center, Cincinnati, Ohio
City of Santa Cruz Museum of Natural History
Cleveland Museum of Natural History, Cleveland, Ohio
College of Eastern Utah Prehistoric Museum
Connecticut State Museum of Natural History
Cumberland Lodge, Museum, and Center for Leadership Studies,
  Williamsburg, Kentucky
Dallas Museum of Natural History
Denver Museum of Nature & Science, Denver, Colorado
Johnston Geology Museum, Emporia, Kansas
Essig Museum of Entomology, University of California, Berkeley
Fernbank Museum of Natural History, Atlanta, Georgia
Fick Fossil and History Museum, Oakley, Kansas
The Field Museum of Natural History, Chicago
Finnish Museum of Natural History: Botanical Museum
The Florida Museum of Natural History
Georgia Museum of Natural History
Harvard Museum of Natural History
Haus der Natur, Cismar, Germany
Haus der Natur, Salzburg, Austria
The High Desert Museum, Bend, Oregon
Honolulu Community College Dinosaur Exhibit, Honolulu, Hawaii
Hooper Virtual Paleontological Museum, Canada
Houston Museum of Natural Science
Humboldt State University Natural History Museum, Humboldt,
California
Hunterian Museum and Art Gallery, Glasgow, Scotland
Illinois Natural History Survey
Illinois State Museum
Institute of Systematics, Evolution of Animals, Polish Academy of
Sciences
Kansas University Natural History Museum, Lawrence, Kansas
Los Angeles County Museum of Natural History
Louisiana State University Museum of Natural Science
Manchester Museum, University of Manchester, England
Massachusetts Museum of Natural History, University of Massachusetts
Milwaukee Public Museum, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Missouri Botanical Garden
Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey, California
Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, Vermont
Musée de Minéralogie, Êcole des Mines, Paris
Musée d'Histoire Naturelle, Fribourg, Switzerland
Musée National d'Histoire Naturelle, Paris, France
Musée National d'Histoire Naturelle,Luxembourg
Muséum d'Histoire Naturelle de Genève (Natural History), Geneva
Museo di Storia Naturale di Firenze, Firenze (Florence), Italy
Museo di Storia Naturale dell'Università di Pisa, Italy
Museo Mundo de Ambar, Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Museo Nacional de Ciencias Naturales de Madrid
Museo Tridentino di Scienze Naturali, Trento, Italy
Museon, Den Haag (The Hague), Netherlands
Museum of Natural History - Cormack Planetarium, Providence, RI
Museums of Natural History, University of Copenhagen, Denmark
Museum of Natural Sciences, Brussels, Belgium
Museum of Southwestern Biology, University of New Mexico
Museum of Vertebrate Zoology, University of California, Berkeley
Museum of Victoria, Melbourne, Australia
National Museum of Natural History, Smithsonian Institution
    Washington, DC
National Museum of Natural History: Naturalis, Leiden, Netherlands
The Natural History Museum, Berne, Switzerland
The Natural History Museum, London
Natuurhistorisch Museum Maastricht, The Netherlands
Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Neanderthal Museum, Mettmann, Germany
New England Aquarium, Boston, Massachusetts
The New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science
The New York State Museum
Nichols Arboretum, University of Michigan
North Carolina Museum of Life and Science
The North Carolina State Museum of Natural Sciences
Nova Scotia Museum
The Oakland Museum of California, Oakland, California
The Oklahoma Biological Survey
Oklahoma Museum of Natural History
  Pacific Grove Museum of Natural History, Monterey County, Cal.
Paleontological Museum, University of Oslo, Norway
The Peabody Museum of Natural History, Yale University
Pratt Museum of Natural History, Amherst College
Provincial Museum of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
The Rankin Museum of American and Natural History
The Raptor Center, University of Minnesota
Redpath Museum, McGill University, Montréal, Qué., Canada
The Royal British Columbia Museum
The Royal Ontario Museum (ROM), Toronto
The Royal Tyrrell Museum of Paleontology, Alberta, Canada
San Diego Natural History Museum, San Diego, California
Santa Barbara Museum of Natural History
Satrosphere , Aberdeen, Scotland
Senckenberg Natural History Museum, Frankfurt, Germany
Sierra College Natural History Museum
The Smithsonian Institution, National Museum of Natural History
St. Louis Science Center
Staatliches Museum für Naturkunde, Stuttgart, Germany
State Darwin Museum, Moscow, Russia
Birch Aquarium-Museum, Scripps Institute of Oceanography
Sternberg Museum of Natural History
Stoke-on-Trent City Museum
Mayborn Museum Complex, Baylor University
The Swedish Museum of Natural History
Tallahassee Museum of History and Natural Science
Tate Geological Museum, Casper, Wyoming
The Tennessee Aquarium, Chattanooga, Tennessee
The Texas Memorial Museum, University of Texas at Austin
Teylers Museum, Haarlem, The Netherlands
University of Alaska Museum, Fairbanks, Alaska
University of Alberta Museum of Zoology
University of California Museum of Paleontology
University of Colorado Museum of Natural History
University of Michigan Museum of Paleontology
University of Michigan Museum of Zoology
University of Michigan Exhibit Museum of Natural History
University of Nebraska State Museum, Lincoln, Nebraska
University of Oregon Museum of Natural History
University of Washington Fish Collection
University of Wisconsin-Madison Geology Museum
University of Wyoming Geological Museum
The Vanderbilt Museum, Centerport, Long Island, New York
The Virginia Living Museum, Newport News, Virginia
Virginia Marine Science Museum, Hampton Roads, Virginia
Virginia Museum of Natural History
Virginia Museum of Natural History, Virginia Tech branch
Voralberger Naturschau Dornbirn, Dornbirn, Austria
Worldwide Museum of Natural History
Wyoming Dinosaur Center, Thermopolis, Wyoming
Zoological Museum of University of Amsterdam, Netherlands
Zoological Museum of the University of Copenhagen, Denmark

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