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There are approximately 474,000,000 Web Page results about God. (You
can look it up.)
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There are also 85,600,00 postings about God on Google as well as
another 3,610,000 different postings to Google Groups.
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I hate to say this but every single one of them is wrong.
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You see, God isn't like your typical trillionaire, his Nose held high
and making more money the only thing on His mind.
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Actually, He is really down to earth and a pretty nice Guy.
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Hell -- please excuse the language -- He's given you so much. He's
given you a physical existence and a plethora of wonderful things
that
allow you to exist.
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It's amazing, really, that He takes in stride that so many people
claim He doesn't exist, that we -- all of us -- have come along by
pure chance despite the astronomical odds against it.
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Consequently, I often wonder why HE doesn't throw more darts --
lightning strikes -- at His critics, with their heads constanty up
their ass.
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The only resonable answer, I would think, is that -- among His many
attributes -- He has awfully tough skin.
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Once upon a time a poster to talk.origins sarcastically wrote that I
-- Ed Conrad -- had skin "thicker than a concrete rhinoceros."
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I'm pretty sure, in God's case, it's even thicker.
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The only living person I know who has met God and conversed with Him
is David Fellin, one of the two coal miners who were entombed 14 days
during a cave-in near Hazleton, Pa., in August 1963.
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By now you should well remember the story when, after a few days and
all hope was gone. Pope John XXIII -- who died 10 weeks before the
cave-in -- appeared to both men at the same time and remained with
them until Hank Throne, then Fellin, were raised to the surface
through a borehole.
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It was while entombed -- before contact was made with the miners --
that Fellin had many out-of-body experiences.
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One was being aboard Columbus' ship en route to discovering America,
testifying later that good ol' Chris was using a compass.
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Another was watching the Egyptian pyramds
being constructed, expaining that not a single multi-ton rock was
hauled to the site but, instead, the blocks were made from what
appeared to be cement right where they are today.
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Fellin also revealed -- years before the Hubble -- that there are
more
stars and planets in the universe "than there are grains of sand on
all of the beaches of the world."
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He also testified that he knew for a fact that there are human beings
like us scattered throughout the seen and unseen universe -- and
added, like icing on the cake, that he actually traveled to one of
these planets and saw for himself that it contained human life.
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As for his conversations with our God, Fellin said He is normal in
every way except that he couldn't see His face because it was
shrouded
in darkness.
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"Pop," Fellin said he asked Him (always calling him Pop). "Why can't
I
see Your Face?"
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He said God told that by revealing HIs face, it would stereotype Him,
and He wanted it known that He can enter the soul of anyone at any
time -- a prince or a pauper.
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Our God also told Fellin that He is a member of a family of Gods who
lives in a physical form on a planet countless light years from earth
and each God is responsible for a section of the unfathomable
universe,
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He expained to Fellin that His physical body has its limitations
but he can conquer time and distance by traveling as a spirit,
taking only a split-second to be where HE wants to be.
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He also revealed that He doesn't judge us when we die -- as we
depart our physical existence for another destination -- but
emphasing that we're judged by our contemporaries while we
were on earth.
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No one burns in a place called hell, Fellin had learned. The
punishment is being ostracized by friends and family for the evil
deeds we had done against them -- especially behind their back --
while in the physical realm.
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Fellin was asked how He felt being in God's
company and his answer was much more than we can ever wish.
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"I loved my own father with my whole heart," he told me. "Being in
the
company of God gave me that very same feeling."
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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The following have Twittered to say that their lives have changed
because of this posting and promise never again TO eat meat
on Friday.
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Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Richard Dawkins
Sarah Palin
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General Motors
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The Grim Reaper
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Christie O'Donnell
Roger Ailes
Keith Olbermann
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Pastor Terry Jones
Smithsonian Institution
Penn State University
Sheriff Dengle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
60 Minutes
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Harvard University
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University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Anatomists
American Anthropological Association
Glenn Beck
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American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
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American Museum of Natural History
The Good Shepherd
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Liz Cheney
American Society for Investigative Pathology
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
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Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy "Never Call Me Willie" Graham
Federation of American Scientists
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New England Journal of Medicine
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Michelle Malkin
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The Good Samaritan
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Larry King (But you can call me "The")
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Wayne Clough -- Secretary of Smithsonian
Stephen Hawking
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American Journal of Pathology
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American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
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Association for Molecular Pathology
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Isaac Newton
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
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C-span
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Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
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ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
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Father Time
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New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
sci.med.pathology
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
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Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
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Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
American Journal of Pathology
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Donald Rumsfeld
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Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
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