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On Nov 24, 5:41 pm, ignorant bastard <ignorant_bastard...@hotmail.com>
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> There are approximately 474,000,000 Web Page results about God. (You
> can look it up.)
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> There are also 85,600,00 postings about God on Google as well as
> another 3,610,000 different postings to Google Groups.
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> I hate to say this but every single one of them is wrong.
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> You see, God isn't like your typical trillionaire, his Nose held high
> and making more money the only thing on His mind.
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> Actually, He is really down to earth and a pretty nice Guy.
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> Hell -- please excuse the language -- He's given you so much. He's
> given you a physical existence and a plethora of wonderful things
> that
> allow you to exist.
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> It's amazing, really, that He takes in stride that so many people
> claim He doesn't exist, that we -- all of us -- have come along by
> pure chance despite the astronomical odds against it.
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> Consequently, I often wonder why HE doesn't throw more darts --
> lightning strikes -- at His critics, with their heads constanty up
> their ass.
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> The only resonable answer, I would think, is that -- among His many
> attributes -- He has awfully tough skin.
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> Once upon a time a poster to talk.origins sarcastically wrote that I
> -- Ed Conrad -- had skin "thicker than a concrete rhinoceros."
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> I'm pretty sure, in God's case, it's even thicker.
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> The only living person I know who has met God and conversed with Him
> is David Fellin, one of the two coal miners who were entombed 14 days
> during a cave-in near Hazleton, Pa., in August 1963.
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> By now you should well remember the story when, after a few days and
> all hope was gone. Pope John XXIII -- who died 10 weeks before the
> cave-in -- appeared to both men at the same time and remained with
> them until Hank Throne, then Fellin, were raised to the surface
> through a borehole.
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> It was while entombed -- before contact was made with the miners --
> that Fellin had many out-of-body experiences.
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> One was being aboard Columbus' ship en route to discovering America,
> testifying later that good ol' Chris was using a compass.
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> Another was watching the Egyptian pyramds
> being constructed, expaining that not a single multi-ton rock was
> hauled to the site but, instead, the blocks were made from what
> appeared to be cement right where they are today.
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> Fellin also revealed -- years before the Hubble -- that there are
> more
> stars and planets in the universe "than there are grains of sand on
> all of the beaches of the world."
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> He also testified that he knew for a fact that there are human beings
> like us scattered throughout the seen and unseen universe -- and
> added, like icing on the cake, that he actually traveled to one of
> these planets and saw for himself that it contained human life.
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> As for his conversations with our God, Fellin said He is normal in
> every way except that he couldn't see His face because it was
> shrouded
> in darkness.
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> "Pop," Fellin said he asked Him (always calling him Pop). "Why can't
> I
> see Your Face?"
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> He said God told that by revealing HIs face, it would stereotype Him,
> and He wanted it known that He can enter the soul of anyone at any
> time -- a prince or a pauper.
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> Our God also told Fellin that He is a member of a family of Gods who
> lives in a physical form on a planet countless light years from earth
> and each God is responsible for a section of the unfathomable
> universe,
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> He expained to Fellin that His physical body has its limitations
> but he can conquer time and distance by traveling as a spirit,
> taking only a split-second to be where HE wants to be.
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> He also revealed that He doesn't judge us when we die -- as we
> depart our physical existence for another destination -- but
> emphasing that we're judged by our contemporaries while we
> were on earth.
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> No one burns in a place called hell, Fellin had learned. The
> punishment is being ostracized by friends and family for the evil
> deeds we had done against them -- especially behind their back --
> while in the physical realm.
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> Fellin was asked how He felt being in God's
> company and his answer was much more than we can ever wish.
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> "I loved my own father with my whole heart," he told me. "Being in
> the
> company of God gave me that very same feeling."
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> DEATH DOES NOT EXISThttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpghttp://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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> MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://www.edconrad.com
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> <                  GO AND SIN NO MORE
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> The following have Twittered to say that their lives have changed
> because of this posting and promise never again TO eat meat
> on Friday.
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