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To kids everywhere, I APOLOGIZE!
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I apologize for the long length of time that has been necessary to
bring the evolutionists and atheists to their knees and destroy
forever their facetious, fact-less theory concerning your origin and
ancestry.
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(Please understand that these pseudos can be pretty stubborn when it
comes to protecting their vested interests.)
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But now, without question, there's a giant leak in their dike and it's
getting bigger and bigger every day.
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Let's all hope the pseudo-scientists are wearing raincoats and
carrying umbrellas, lest they may drown in a Tsunami of Truth.
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You see, kids, you and your kids -- and ALL kids who'll come after you
-- deserve truth, not deceitful disgusting fictional crap about how
you wound up on Mother Earth.
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Undeniable physical evidence of petrified bones, teeth and even soft
organs discovered between anthracite veins means the pablum you're
being fed comes directly from the commodes in the Faculty Rest Rooms
in the nation's schools and colleges.
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Their Theory of Evolution stinks, as do the pseudo-scientists --
especially the deceitful, dishonest professors in our colleges who
should be forced to return every cent they've ever earned in the
classroom.
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When I get through with them -- which, I might add, is not too far
down the road -- these so-called "experts" on the validity of the
theory of man's evolution will be selling apples on the corner.
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Don't ever buy any, though. The apples will be rotten to the core, as
indeed THEY certainly are.
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PLEASE CALL THE PSEUDO-SCIENTISTS FOR DINNER . . .
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.visitors/browse_thread/thread/815152eab311cdd9/30efaeefc6047232?q=%22ed+conrad%22#30efaeefc6047232
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.org
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