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As presented on the 01/16/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN:

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TOP TEN STORES NOT DOING WELL THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
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10. Gap for Losers

 9. Tick Town

 8. Lance Ito's Fake Beard Store

 7. Ye Olde Deadly Virus Shoppe

 6. Boutros Boutros' Blouses

 5. The House of Overpriced Crap

 4. Al Sharpton's Medallion City

 3. Denture Hut

 2. Wacky Pataki's Electronics

 1. Roseanne's Secret

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Aus der "Late Show with David Letterman" vom 16. Januar/J�nner 1996:
(Wiederholung vom 30.November 1994)

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Top Zehn L�den, die im Weihnachtsgesch�ft keine gro�e Kasse machen
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10. Der Laden f�r Verlierer

 9. Zeckencenter

 8. Lance Ito`s Falsche-B�rte-Laden

 7. Der "Alte T�dliche Virus-Laden"

 6. Boutros Boutros Blusen

 5. Das "Kaufhaus voll �berteuerten Schrottes"

 4. Al Sharpton`s Madaillen-Center

 3. Zahnersatz-H�tte

 2. "Verr�ckter Pataki"-Elektronik

 1. Roseannes Geheimnis

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Deutsche �bersetzung:      David Elliott, Garry Glendown und Kasi Mir mit
                           freundlicher Unterst�tzung von Aaron Barnhart.
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