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1 total messages Started by Guy Harrison Tue, 15 Jul 1997 00:00
Re: << IMPROVE YOUR CREDIT - NOW! >>
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Author: Guy Harrison
Date: Tue, 15 Jul 1997 00:00
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 In article <33c94cd1.0@blush.jps.net>
  nbsystems@usa.net (National Business Systems) said:-

>        DO YOU WANT GREAT CREDIT?

why? was my last posting *that* groovy?

>10 Incredible new secrets to improve your credit

1)	Hack into said machine.
2)	Rob a bank.
3)	Bribe an MP.
4)	Threaten an MP.
5)	Buy an MP a pint.
6)	Vote for an MP.
7)	Say something nice about an MP.
8)	(only applicable to the constabulary on encountering a drunken 
	MP in a Jaguar) Look the other way.
9)	for (;;) 8);
10)	<G>


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