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On Jun 8, 7:43 am, n <om.1o....@gmail.com> wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > n wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>> n wrote:
> >>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>> n wrote:
> >>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith <k...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
> >>>>>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
> >>>>>>>>> things.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
> >>>>>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
> >>>>>>>>> local cafe
>
> >>>>>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
> >>>>>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
> >>>>>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
> >>>>>>>>> service..)
>
> >>>>>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
> >>>>>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
> >>>>>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
> >>>>>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
> >>>>>>>>> over the edge on restart.
>
> >>>>>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
> >>>>>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
> >>>>>>>>> salesperson into buying
> >>>>>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
> >>>>>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
>
> >>>>>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
>
> >>>>>>>>>   "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
> >>>>>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
>
> >>>>>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
>
> >>>>>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
> >>>>>>>>> --
> >>>>>>>>> Keith                   replace nospam with ilf0rd
> >>>>>>>> Keith is dead.
> >>>>>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
>
> >>>>>> his tattoos will shwivvel
> >>>>> Butt nothing else?
>
> >>>> dat abot covers it.
> >>> So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?
>
> >> some might say puckered
>
> > That should make it easy for him to pucker up.
>
> Roofy's tellin me to_tell_u that ur bein indistreet.
>
> ;)  u gotta luv'er-

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