🚀 go-pugleaf

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Don Kirkman wrote:
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> > It seems to me I heard somewhere that Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote in
> > article <434348f5$0$9183$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>:
> >
> > >Then "nemo" says:
> > >>"Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey" <dobeygg@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > >>>> nemo wrote:
> > >>>>> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > >>>>>> "Kathy" <tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>> Courier: They gave me the runaround.
> >
> > >>>>>> he could not scratch out a living
> >
> > >>>>> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?
> >
> > >>>>> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.
> > >>>>> Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.
> > >>>>> Producer: Went impotent.
> > >>>>> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of balls!
> >
> > >>>> Flower cleaner: Business wilted.
> >
> > >>> how about the gardner who leafed his job?
> >
> > >>And when they found a replacement, it was quite a re-leaf!
> >
> > >He was just out of topiary school and used cutting-edge
> > >technology!
> >
> > I thought that was a privet school where he also studied landscaping,
> > thus hedging his bets.
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> Toilet salesman: His business got flushed.

Building Contractor: Business shrunk!

Postal Sorter: He got framed.

Roadsweeper: He got brushed aside.

Jig Borer: He broke his leg so he couldn't dance anymore and for some
strange reason, also became much more interesting.

Train Driver: His eyesight got so bad, he couldn't see the point anymore.

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Electrician: Same reason.

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