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Re: Reasons for leaving a job

#342
From: Tim Bruening
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2007 21:24
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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45DFA2C9.10222717@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Don Kirkman wrote:
> >
> > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote in
> > > article <434348f5$0$9183$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>:
> > >
> > > >Then "nemo" says:
> > > >>"Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey" <dobeygg@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>> nemo wrote:
> > > >>>>> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>> "Kathy" <tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>> Courier: They gave me the runaround.
> > >
> > > >>>>>> he could not scratch out a living
> > >
> > > >>>>> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?
> > >
> > > >>>>> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.
> > > >>>>> Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.
> > > >>>>> Producer: Went impotent.
> > > >>>>> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of balls!
> > >
> > > >>>> Flower cleaner: Business wilted.
> > >
> > > >>> how about the gardner who leafed his job?
> > >
> > > >>And when they found a replacement, it was quite a re-leaf!
> > >
> > > >He was just out of topiary school and used cutting-edge
> > > >technology!
> > >
> > > I thought that was a privet school where he also studied landscaping,
> > > thus hedging his bets.
> >
> > Toilet salesman: His business got flushed.
>
> Building Contractor: Business shrunk!
>
> Postal Sorter: He got framed.
>
> Roadsweeper: He got brushed aside.
>
> Jig Borer: He broke his leg so he couldn't dance anymore and for some
> strange reason, also became much more interesting.
>
> Train Driver: His eyesight got so bad, he couldn't see the point anymore.
>
> http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=61160&dict=CALD
>
> Electrician: Same reason.
>
> http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=61127&dict=CALD

Mailman: He got stamped.
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