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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45E0AD0C.DCD051F2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:45DFA2C9.10222717@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> > >
> > > Don Kirkman wrote:
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> > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote
in
> > > > article <434348f5$0$9183$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>:
> > > >
> > > > >Then "nemo" says:
> > > > >>"Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey" <dobeygg@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
> > > > >>>> nemo wrote:
> > > > >>>>> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > > >>>>>> "Kathy" <tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > > > >>>>>>> Courier: They gave me the runaround.
> > > >
> > > > >>>>>> he could not scratch out a living
> > > >
> > > > >>>>> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?
> > > >
> > > > >>>>> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.
> > > > >>>>> Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.
> > > > >>>>> Producer: Went impotent.
> > > > >>>>> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of
balls!
> > > >
> > > > >>>> Flower cleaner: Business wilted.
> > > >
> > > > >>> how about the gardner who leafed his job?
> > > >
> > > > >>And when they found a replacement, it was quite a re-leaf!
> > > >
> > > > >He was just out of topiary school and used cutting-edge
> > > > >technology!
> > > >
> > > > I thought that was a privet school where he also studied
landscaping,
> > > > thus hedging his bets.
> > >
> > > Toilet salesman: His business got flushed.
> >
> > Building Contractor: Business shrunk!
> >
> > Postal Sorter: He got framed.
> >
> > Roadsweeper: He got brushed aside.
> >
> > Jig Borer: He broke his leg so he couldn't dance anymore and for some
> > strange reason, also became much more interesting.
> >
> > Train Driver: His eyesight got so bad, he couldn't see the point
anymore.
> >
> > http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=61160&dict=CALD
> >
> > Electrician: Same reason.
> >
> > http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=61127&dict=CALD
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> Mailman: He got stamped.
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Or he got the sack.

Human Canonball: He got fired!

Gallery Attendant: He also got framed.

Museum Curator: The Cure didn't last.