🚀 go-pugleaf

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45E0AD0C.DCD051F2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:45DFA2C9.10222717@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Don Kirkman wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote
> in
> > > > > article <434348f5$0$9183$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>:
> > > > >
> > > > > >Then "nemo" says:
> > > > > >>"Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey" <dobeygg@yahoo.com> wrote in
> message
> > > > > >>>> nemo wrote:
> > > > > >>>>> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > > > >>>>>> "Kathy" <tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > >>>>>>> Courier: They gave me the runaround.
> > > > >
> > > > > >>>>>> he could not scratch out a living
> > > > >
> > > > > >>>>> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?
> > > > >
> > > > > >>>>> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.
> > > > > >>>>> Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.
> > > > > >>>>> Producer: Went impotent.
> > > > > >>>>> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of
> balls!
> > > > >
> > > > > >>>> Flower cleaner: Business wilted.
> > > > >
> > > > > >>> how about the gardner who leafed his job?
> > > > >
> > > > > >>And when they found a replacement, it was quite a re-leaf!
> > > > >
> > > > > >He was just out of topiary school and used cutting-edge
> > > > > >technology!
> > > > >
> > > > > I thought that was a privet school where he also studied
> landscaping,
> > > > > thus hedging his bets.
> > > >
> > > > Toilet salesman: His business got flushed.
> > >
> > > Building Contractor: Business shrunk!
> > >
> > > Postal Sorter: He got framed.
> > >
> > > Roadsweeper: He got brushed aside.
> > >
> > > Jig Borer: He broke his leg so he couldn't dance anymore and for some
> > > strange reason, also became much more interesting.
> > >
> > > Train Driver: His eyesight got so bad, he couldn't see the point
> anymore.
> > >
> > > http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=61160&dict=CALD
> > >
> > > Electrician: Same reason.
> > >
> > > http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=61127&dict=CALD
> >
> > Mailman: He got stamped.
> >
> Or he got the sack.
>
> Human Canonball: He got fired!
>
> Gallery Attendant: He also got framed.
>
> Museum Curator: The Cure didn't last.

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