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Re: !! Texas Record Lows = Global *Warming* (LOL!)

#2976
From: SHERMLOCK SHOMES!
Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2006 20:50
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Fred Hall wrote:

> On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:23:31 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
> <cujo@insurgent.org> wrote:
> 
>>Fred Hall <fkhall@gmail.com> wrote in
>>news:e0aitv$27n$4@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:28:26 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>> <cujo@insurgent.org> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>Fred Hall <fkhall@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>news:e0afed$i2f$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:33:52 -0500, SHERMLOCK SHOMES!
>>>>> <kjh23412@alsdkfj3.tv> wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>Fred Hall wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 22:45:28 -0500, SHERMLOCK SHOMES!
>>>>>>> <kjh23412@alsdkfj3.tv> wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>the real mh wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Jack Zwick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> In article <Xns979351E3C373Fchico@216.196.97.136>,
>>>>>>>>>>  Weatherman@Global.Warming.is.a.Farce.net wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Those *scholarly* climate experts ( a.k.a. dedicated leftists,
>>>>>>>>>>> loonies and solidified kooks ;) just want to *believe* in GW
>>>>>>>>>>> so badly.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's called {changing weather patterns}, kooks.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Get over it and cool your "globally warmed" heels.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> It's one thing to prove Global Warming, its quite something
>>>>>>>>>> different to demonstrate that its caused by human intervention.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Anyone who's studied the Geologic History of the Pleistocene
>>>>>>>>>> knows how great climate swings were (4 times even) long before
>>>>>>>>>> man's ancestors descended from trees.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Warming" is a misnomer.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Global Climate Change is more accurate.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> And the *real* (not creation) science is clear -- the massive
>>>>>>>>> increase in C02 put into the atmosphere by our activity is
>>>>>>>>> having a direct impact on the climate. And the time scale of the
>>>>>>>>> recent changes seem to be much faster than previous
>>>>>>>>> "nature-induced" changes.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Whether anything can be done at this late hour to change the
>>>>>>>>> course we're on -- probably not.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> But for the life of me, I can't understand why folks can't
>>>>>>>>> simply own up to the fact that yes, indeed, humans are having a
>>>>>>>>> direct impact on our environment.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>because they are lazy-ass cheapskates who don't care about their
>>>>>>>>own (or anybody else's) health.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Do you suppose the chemicals used to make your favorite black
>>>>>>> toenail polish contribute to the problem?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>black?  i never use black.  i'm not a fucking goth.
>>>>> 
>>>>> What color do you use?  Purple?
>>>>
>>>>You don't want to know it's not polish.
>>> 
>>> Oh, shit, you mean...
>>
>>It's just a theory but could you imagine working a cosmetics counter and
>>seeing this freak browsing the wares?
> 
> No way.  I'd rather be a crack dealer.  Better clientele.
> 
>>
>>>>>>...and no.  nail polish doesn't *produce* CO2, you fucking assnard.
>>>>>>you really are this stupid, aren't you?
>>>>> 
>>>>> Typical fucktard Mop Jockey response.  Where did I write that nail
>>>>> polish produces CO2?
>>>>> 
>>>>> The toenail polish fumes have obviously damaged your brain.
>>>>
>>>>It's more like a death of a thousand cuts. Being born st00pit doesn't
>>>>help in the case of the Mop Jockey.
>>>>
>>>>Nice to see you've added another pet, need any extra leashes?
>>> 
>>> Nah, I've got some spares.  But I do appreciate you housebreaking
>>> Roberta for me.
>>
>>Don't thank me yet, the way Mop Jockey wanders around looking for a leg
>>to hump it's far more likely that the litter box is too far away.
> 
> You're probably right.

so was that where Cujo got his "release" from this post hump and following
reacharound of yours?

>  
>>
>>Just curb your kook often and hope for the best.
> 
> Maybe Rhusty Khunt will take Roberta off my hands.  I noticed her
> sniffing Rhusty's ass earlier.
> 

lots off ass sniffing going on in your psyche, indeed.

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From: SHERMLOCK SHOMES! <kjh23412@alsdkfj3.tv>
Subject: Re: !! Texas Record Lows = Global *Warming* (LOL!)
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Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2006 15:50:23 -0500
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