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Re: What's the difference....

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From: Angelo
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:37
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On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 07:33:35 +1200, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote:

>
>"Mike Edwards" <medwards@da11xh.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:bjkph0$bgb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
>: N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
>: news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz...
>: > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
>: > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
>: > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
>: > :
>: > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's
>: diaper?
>: > : >
>: > : >
>: > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
>: > : >
>: > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
>: > : >
>: > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
>: > : >
>: > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
>: > : >
>: > : > Diapers are safe for children.
>: > :
>: > :    Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
>: Shit.......
>: > HEY
>: > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's
>probably
>: > some
>: > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need
>: to
>: > find
>: > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
>: > :
>: > :
>: > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
>: > :
>: > :
>: > :           Happy hunting Guy's
>: > :                                       GiJoe
>: >
>: >
>: > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in
>reporting
>: > the above subversive postings.  We have been secretly monitoring several
>: > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
>: > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders.  We have been
>trying
>: > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying
>degrees
>: > of success.   We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
>: > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911.   It is imperative
>that
>: > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting
>: > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are
>: > monitoring.   It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
>: highest
>: > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
>: > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as
>: posts
>: > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text
>: in
>: > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever
>: > eh?.
>: > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
>: > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
>: > alt.gay.personals.       Please continue your existing subscription to
>: this
>: > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.   Inform
>: > us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
>: >
>: > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
>: >
>: > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and
>the
>: > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull
>shattering
>: > explosion 3 seconds ago.
>: >
>:
>: That is class comedy N.S.A
>:
>: Spot on.  Well done
>
>NSA sucks
   Is that why you're there????....LOL....or because you're there......LMFAO.
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From: Angelo <angelo@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Re: What's the difference....
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