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Re: What's the difference....

#18
From: MosZibby
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:51
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"Faggot" <fag@home.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200, "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote:
>
> >"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
> >news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
> >: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
> >:
> >: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's
diaper?
> >: >
> >: >
> >: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
> >: >
> >: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
> >: >
> >: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
> >: >
> >: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
> >: >
> >: > Diapers are safe for children.
> >:
> >:    Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
Shit.......
> >HEY
> >: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably
> >some
> >: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need
to
> >find
> >: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
> >:
> >:
> >: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
> >:
> >:
> >:           Happy hunting Guy's
> >:                                       GiJoe
> >
> >
> >We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting
> >the above subversive postings.  We have been secretly monitoring several
> >newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
> >directives to terrorist cells within our own borders.  We have been
trying
> >to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees
> >of success.   We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
> >planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911.   It is imperative
that
> >we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting
> >the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are
> >monitoring.   It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
highest
> >degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
> >patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as
posts
> >take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text
in
> >the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever
> >eh?.
> >We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
> >within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
> >alt.gay.personals.       Please continue your existing subscription to
this
> >group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.   Inform
> >us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
> >
> >...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
> >
> >Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the
> >monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering
> >explosion 3 seconds ago.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >**********************************
> >Read the Official atj FAQ here:
> >http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
>
> Nice Reply
> ......could you please tell me when you will be posting your Cock so we
can suck
> it......you pathetic homophobic uneducated moron.
>             Not everyone you meet in life is a "Faggot" just because they
think
> you're a Fucking Idiot...which you most definitely seem to be..maybe
you're just
> one of those naturally detestable little Fucks with a short weiner...and
are
> still in denial....have you ever tried it????..you may like
it....yeah...you
> have....just wont admit tho Huh.

   Hey dork:
   I've seen cigarette lighters that flame better than you
   If you are lonely, why don't ya try GiJOE.
   Ya must live close since you have the same ISP..
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From: "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse>
Newsgroups: eunet.jokes,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: What's the difference....
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 19:51:37 -0600
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