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Article #20Re: What's the difference....
From: ur_droll
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 02:54
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 02:54
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"Angelo" <angelo@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hpvslv4cdtrsmeuprl5h2td2gafkt5ufdk@4ax.com... : On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 07:33:35 +1200, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote: : : > : >"Mike Edwards" <medwards@da11xh.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message : >news:bjkph0$bgb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk... : >: N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message : >: news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... : >: > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message : >: > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... : >: > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: : >: > : : >: > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's : >: diaper? : >: > : > : >: > : > : >: > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. : >: > : > : >: > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. : >: > : > : >: > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. : >: > : > : >: > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. : >: > : > : >: > : > Diapers are safe for children. : >: > : : >: > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War : >: Shit....... : >: > HEY : >: > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's : >probably : >: > some : >: > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need : >: to : >: > find : >: > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below : >: > : : >: > : : >: > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > : >: > : : >: > : : >: > : Happy hunting Guy's : >: > : GiJoe : >: > : >: > : >: > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in : >reporting : >: > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several : >: > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded : >: > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been : >trying : >: > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying : >degrees : >: > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are : >: > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative : >that : >: > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting : >: > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are : >: > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the : >: highest : >: > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American : >: > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as : >: posts : >: > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text : >: in : >: > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever : >: > eh?. : >: > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity : >: > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... : >: > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to : >: this : >: > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform : >: > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. : >: > : >: > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... : >: > : >: > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and : >the : >: > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull : >shattering : >: > explosion 3 seconds ago. : >: > : >: : >: That is class comedy N.S.A : >: : >: Spot on. Well done : > : >NSA sucks : Is that why you're there????....LOL....or because you're there......LMFAO. Stop talking with your mouth full.......... in time to swallow... eh ********************************** Read the Official atj FAQ here: http://atjfaq.shorturl.com **********************************
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1064f0,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid1064f0,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public X-Google-Thread: 109a24,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid109a24,public X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid10ba21,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2003-09-09 19:55:08 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.mel.connect.com.au!news.xtra.co.nz!53ab2750!not-for-mail Reply-To: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> From: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> Newsgroups: eunet.jokes,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes References: <r8CdnUCckbLcu8CiRVn-jA@comcast.com> <1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com> <Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz> <bjkph0$bgb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk> <PWp7b.142531$JA5.3451959@news.xtra.co.nz> <hpvslv4cdtrsmeuprl5h2td2gafkt5ufdk@4ax.com> Subject: Re: What's the difference.... Lines: 121 Organization: is highly over rated X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106 Message-ID: <gow7b.142910$JA5.3462045@news.xtra.co.nz> Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:54:31 +1200 NNTP-Posting-Host: 219.88.28.245 X-Complaints-To: newsadmin@xtra.co.nz X-Trace: news.xtra.co.nz 1063162508 219.88.28.245 (Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:55:08 NZST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:55:08 NZST