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Re: What's the difference....

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From: ur_droll
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 02:54
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"Angelo" <angelo@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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: On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 07:33:35 +1200, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote:
:
: >
: >"Mike Edwards" <medwards@da11xh.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
: >news:bjkph0$bgb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
: >: N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: >: news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >: > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
: >: > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
: >: > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
: >: > :
: >: > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's
: >: diaper?
: >: > : >
: >: > : >
: >: > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
: >: > : >
: >: > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
: >: > : >
: >: > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
: >: > : >
: >: > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
: >: > : >
: >: > : > Diapers are safe for children.
: >: > :
: >: > :    Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
: >: Shit.......
: >: > HEY
: >: > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's
: >probably
: >: > some
: >: > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you
need
: >: to
: >: > find
: >: > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
: >: > :
: >: > :
: >: > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
: >: > :
: >: > :
: >: > :           Happy hunting Guy's
: >: > :                                       GiJoe
: >: >
: >: >
: >: > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in
: >reporting
: >: > the above subversive postings.  We have been secretly monitoring
several
: >: > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
: >: > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders.  We have been
: >trying
: >: > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying
: >degrees
: >: > of success.   We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
: >: > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911.   It is imperative
: >that
: >: > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for
inserting
: >: > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members
are
: >: > monitoring.   It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
: >: highest
: >: > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
: >: > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes
as
: >: posts
: >: > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited"
text
: >: in
: >: > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty
clever
: >: > eh?.
: >: > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
: >: > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
: >: > alt.gay.personals.       Please continue your existing subscription
to
: >: this
: >: > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.
Inform
: >: > us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
: >: >
: >: > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
: >: >
: >: > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and
: >the
: >: > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull
: >shattering
: >: > explosion 3 seconds ago.
: >: >
: >:
: >: That is class comedy N.S.A
: >:
: >: Spot on.  Well done
: >
: >NSA sucks
:    Is that why you're there????....LOL....or because you're
there......LMFAO.

Stop talking with your mouth full..........










in time to swallow... eh


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