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Re: What's the difference....

#21
From: ur_droll
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 03:00
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"MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:vlt117m6kpkkac@corp.supernews.com...
:
: "Faggot" <fag@home.com> wrote in message
: news:sguslvkqp5tnshcldvbkrb7osdocsa142o@4ax.com...
: > On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200, "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote:
: >
: > >"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
: > >news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
: > >: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
: > >:
: > >: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's
: diaper?
: > >: >
: > >: >
: > >: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
: > >: >
: > >: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
: > >: >
: > >: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
: > >: >
: > >: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
: > >: >
: > >: > Diapers are safe for children.
: > >:
: > >:    Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
: Shit.......
: > >HEY
: > >: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's
probably
: > >some
: > >: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you
need
: to
: > >find
: > >: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
: > >:
: > >:
: > >: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
: > >:
: > >:
: > >:           Happy hunting Guy's
: > >:                                       GiJoe
: > >
: > >
: > >We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in
reporting
: > >the above subversive postings.  We have been secretly monitoring
several
: > >newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
: > >directives to terrorist cells within our own borders.  We have been
: trying
: > >to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying
degrees
: > >of success.   We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
: > >planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911.   It is imperative
: that
: > >we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for
inserting
: > >the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are
: > >monitoring.   It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
: highest
: > >degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
: > >patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as
: posts
: > >take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited"
text
: in
: > >the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty
clever
: > >eh?.
: > >We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
: > >within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
: > >alt.gay.personals.       Please continue your existing subscription to
: this
: > >group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.   Inform
: > >us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
: > >
: > >...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
: > >
: > >Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and
the
: > >monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull
shattering
: > >explosion 3 seconds ago.
: > >
: > >
: > >
: > >
: > >**********************************
: > >Read the Official atj FAQ here:
: > >http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
: >
: > Nice Reply
: > ......could you please tell me when you will be posting your Cock so we
: can suck
: > it......you pathetic homophobic uneducated moron.
: >             Not everyone you meet in life is a "Faggot" just because
they
: think
: > you're a Fucking Idiot...which you most definitely seem to be..maybe
: you're just
: > one of those naturally detestable little Fucks with a short weiner...and
: are
: > still in denial....have you ever tried it????..you may like
: it....yeah...you
: > have....just wont admit tho Huh.
:
:    Hey dork:
:    I've seen cigarette lighters that flame better than you
:    If you are lonely, why don't ya try GiJOE.
:    Ya must live close since you have the same ISP..
:

ROTFLMAO........ LoLoLoL

You done gone and took all the fun of discovery away.
Tho it was hardly necessary to check.... I could tell it
was him from the patterns of his tear drop stains.


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