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Re: What's the difference....

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From: MosZibby
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:03
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:buw7b.142915$JA5.3462214@news.xtra.co.nz...
> "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message
> news:vlt117m6kpkkac@corp.supernews.com...
> :
> : "Faggot" <fag@home.com> wrote in message
> : news:sguslvkqp5tnshcldvbkrb7osdocsa142o@4ax.com...
> : > On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200, "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote:
> : >
> : > >"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
> : > >news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
> : > >: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
> : > >:
> : > >: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's
> : diaper?
> : > >: >
> : > >: >
> : > >: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
> : > >: >
> : > >: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
> : > >: >
> : > >: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
> : > >: >
> : > >: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
> : > >: >
> : > >: > Diapers are safe for children.
> : > >:
> : > >:    Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
> : Shit.......
> : > >HEY
> : > >: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's
> probably
> : > >some
> : > >: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you
> need
> : to
> : > >find
> : > >: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
> : > >:
> : > >:
> : > >: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
> : > >:
> : > >:
> : > >:           Happy hunting Guy's
> : > >:                                       GiJoe
> : > >
> : > >
> : > >We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in
> reporting
> : > >the above subversive postings.  We have been secretly monitoring
> several
> : > >newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
> : > >directives to terrorist cells within our own borders.  We have been
> : trying
> : > >to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying
> degrees
> : > >of success.   We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
> : > >planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911.   It is imperative
> : that
> : > >we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for
> inserting
> : > >the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members
are
> : > >monitoring.   It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
> : highest
> : > >degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
> : > >patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes
as
> : posts
> : > >take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited"
> text
> : in
> : > >the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty
> clever
> : > >eh?.
> : > >We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
> : > >within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
> : > >alt.gay.personals.       Please continue your existing subscription
to
> : this
> : > >group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.
Inform
> : > >us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
> : > >
> : > >...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
> : > >
> : > >Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and
> the
> : > >monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull
> shattering
> : > >explosion 3 seconds ago.
> : > >
> : > >
> : > >
> : > >
> : > >**********************************
> : > >Read the Official atj FAQ here:
> : > >http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
> : >
> : > Nice Reply
> : > ......could you please tell me when you will be posting your Cock so
we
> : can suck
> : > it......you pathetic homophobic uneducated moron.
> : >             Not everyone you meet in life is a "Faggot" just because
> they
> : think
> : > you're a Fucking Idiot...which you most definitely seem to be..maybe
> : you're just
> : > one of those naturally detestable little Fucks with a short
weiner...and
> : are
> : > still in denial....have you ever tried it????..you may like
> : it....yeah...you
> : > have....just wont admit tho Huh.
> :
> :    Hey dork:
> :    I've seen cigarette lighters that flame better than you
> :    If you are lonely, why don't ya try GiJOE.
> :    Ya must live close since you have the same ISP..
> :
>
> ROTFLMAO........ LoLoLoL
>
> You done gone and took all the fun of discovery away.
> Tho it was hardly necessary to check.... I could tell it
> was him from the patterns of his tear drop stains.
>
   I thought the writing styles were too similar.
    But it wasn't much to discover.  The DUMB ASS
    tattoed to his forehead game him away.

   I thought the NSA bit was well done.







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From: "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse>
Newsgroups: eunet.jokes,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: What's the difference....
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 08:03:14 -0600
Organization: SmartAssTeenagers
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