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Article #23Re: What's the difference....
From: ur_droll
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 20:00
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 20:00
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"MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:vlubt26sm8jma8@corp.supernews.com...
:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:buw7b.142915$JA5.3462214@news.xtra.co.nz...
: > "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message
: > news:vlt117m6kpkkac@corp.supernews.com...
: > :
: > : "Faggot" <fag@home.com> wrote in message
: > : news:sguslvkqp5tnshcldvbkrb7osdocsa142o@4ax.com...
: > : > On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200, "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote:
: > : >
: > : > >"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
: > : > >news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
: > : > >: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov>
wrote:
: > : > >:
: > : > >: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a
baby's
: > : diaper?
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
: > : > >: >
: > : > >: > Diapers are safe for children.
: > : > >:
: > : > >: Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
: > : Shit.......
: > : > >HEY
: > : > >: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's
: > probably
: > : > >some
: > : > >: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you
: > need
: > : to
: > : > >find
: > : > >: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
: > : > >:
: > : > >:
: > : > >: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
: > : > >:
: > : > >:
: > : > >: Happy hunting Guy's
: > : > >: GiJoe
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in
: > reporting
: > : > >the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring
: > several
: > : > >newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue
coded
: > : > >directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been
: > : trying
: > : > >to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying
: > degrees
: > : > >of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives
are
: > : > >planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is
imperative
: > : that
: > : > >we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for
: > inserting
: > : > >the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members
: are
: > : > >monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
: > : highest
: > : > >degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
: > : > >patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes
: as
: > : posts
: > : > >take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited"
: > text
: > : in
: > : > >the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty
: > clever
: > : > >eh?.
: > : > >We already have several agents participating in this sort of
activity
: > : > >within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
: > : > >alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription
: to
: > : this
: > : > >group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.
: Inform
: > : > >us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
: > : > >
: > : > >...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
: > : > >
: > : > >Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents
and
: > the
: > : > >monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull
: > shattering
: > : > >explosion 3 seconds ago.
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >
: > : > >**********************************
: > : > >Read the Official atj FAQ here:
: > : > >http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
: > : >
: > : > Nice Reply
: > : > ......could you please tell me when you will be posting your Cock so
: we
: > : can suck
: > : > it......you pathetic homophobic uneducated moron.
: > : > Not everyone you meet in life is a "Faggot" just because
: > they
: > : think
: > : > you're a Fucking Idiot...which you most definitely seem to be..maybe
: > : you're just
: > : > one of those naturally detestable little Fucks with a short
: weiner...and
: > : are
: > : > still in denial....have you ever tried it????..you may like
: > : it....yeah...you
: > : > have....just wont admit tho Huh.
: > :
: > : Hey dork:
: > : I've seen cigarette lighters that flame better than you
: > : If you are lonely, why don't ya try GiJOE.
: > : Ya must live close since you have the same ISP..
: > :
: >
: > ROTFLMAO........ LoLoLoL
: >
: > You done gone and took all the fun of discovery away.
: > Tho it was hardly necessary to check.... I could tell it
: > was him from the patterns of his tear drop stains.
: >
: I thought the writing styles were too similar.
: But it wasn't much to discover. The DUMB ASS
: tattoed to his forehead game him away.
:
: I thought the NSA bit was well done.
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