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Re: What's the difference....

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From: ur_droll
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:30
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"Night_Seer" <ecamacho4 at hotmail dot com> wrote in message
news:pKidnaK40u-4lcOiRVn-gw@speakeasy.net...
: "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz...
: > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
: > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
: > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
: > :
: > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's
: diaper?
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
: > : >
: > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
: > : >
: > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
: > : >
: > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
: > : >
: > : > Diapers are safe for children.
: > :
: > :    Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
: Shit.......
: > HEY
: > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's
probably
: > some
: > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need
: to
: > find
: > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
: > :
: > :
: > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
: > :
: > :
: > :           Happy hunting Guy's
: > :                                       GiJoe
: >
: >
: > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in
reporting
: > the above subversive postings.  We have been secretly monitoring several
: > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
: > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders.  We have been
trying
: > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying
degrees
: > of success.   We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
: > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911.   It is imperative
that
: > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting
: > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are
: > monitoring.   It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
: highest
: > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
: > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as
: posts
: > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text
: in
: > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever
: > eh?.
: > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
: > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
: > alt.gay.personals.       Please continue your existing subscription to
: this
: > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.   Inform
: > us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
: >
: > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
: >
: > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and
the
: > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull
shattering
: > explosion 3 seconds ago.
: >
:
: Heh yeah that was pretty good...you put a lot of time into that eh :)


yup.... 4 days 26 hours and 1.5 minutes to be exact


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