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Article #41Re: What's the difference....
From: ur_droll
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:33
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 19:33
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"Mike Edwards" <medwards@da11xh.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message news:bjkph0$bgb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk... : N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message : news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... : > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message : > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... : > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: : > : : > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's : diaper? : > : > : > : > : > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. : > : > : > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. : > : > : > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. : > : > : > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. : > : > : > : > Diapers are safe for children. : > : : > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War : Shit....... : > HEY : > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably : > some : > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need : to : > find : > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below : > : : > : : > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > : > : : > : : > : Happy hunting Guy's : > : GiJoe : > : > : > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting : > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several : > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded : > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying : > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees : > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are : > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that : > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting : > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are : > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the : highest : > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American : > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as : posts : > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text : in : > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever : > eh?. : > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity : > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... : > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to : this : > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform : > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. : > : > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... : > : > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the : > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering : > explosion 3 seconds ago. : > : : That is class comedy N.S.A : : Spot on. Well done NSA sucks ********************************** Read the Official atj FAQ here: http://atjfaq.shorturl.com **********************************:
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