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Well they must have been real idiots, they wouldn't have said "graduated" if
they were Irish...

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Roy Michael Tapping
Bournemouth UK
rtapping@cwcom.net
rtapping@hotmail.com
icq 45706701

Mike <jokes@mike-w.clrar.co.uk> wrote in message
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> -1-
> Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one
> guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from
> listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
>
> The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
>
> The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might
> you be?"
>
> The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
>
> The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what
> street did you live on in Dublin?"
>
> The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary
> Street in the old central part of town."
>
> The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what
> school would you have been going?"
>
> The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
>
> The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me,
> what year did you graduate?"
>
> The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."
>
> The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon
> us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar
> tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my
> own self."
>
> About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and
> orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head &
> mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are
> drunk again."
>
>
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> -2-
> Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one
> anotherfor some time.  After inquiring about each other's health,
> one asked how the other's husband was doing.
>
> "Oh! Ted died last week.  He went out to the garden to dig up a
> cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead
> right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
>
> "Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"
>
> "Opened a can of peas instead."
>
>
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>
> -And finally...-
> A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer
> standing
> in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the
> side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there,
> doing nothing, looking at nothing.
>
> The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and
> asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
>
> The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
>
> "How?" asks the man, puzzled.
>
> "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . .  to people who are out
> standing in their field."
>
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