10 reasons why trick-or-treating is better than sex

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From: Mr F.B.I
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 00:00

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THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

 6. Person you're with doesn't fantasise you're someone else.

 5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

 4. If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

 2. Less guilt the next morning.

 ... and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than
 sex....................

 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

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From: "Mr F.B.I" <funnybone@lineone.net>
Subject: 10 reasons why trick-or-treating is better than sex
Date: 1999/10/28
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