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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? 
Is it possible to be totally partial? 
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting? 
Can you be a closet claustrophobic? 
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? 
If a funeral procession is a night, do folks drive with their lights
off? 
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? 
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read alright? 
How did a fool and his money GET together? 
Do blind eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs? 
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? 
Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives? 

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