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Spelling chequer ...

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From: Mike
Date: Sat, 18 Sep 1999 00:00
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

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From: jokes@mike-w.clrar.co.uk (Mike)
Subject: Spelling chequer ...
Date: 1999/09/18
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