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Article #84Spelling chequer ...
From: Mike
Date: Sat, 18 Sep 1999 00:00
Date: Sat, 18 Sep 1999 00:00
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ For humour like this (and worse:-) sign-up to the "You Must Be Joking" joke list at http://www.YouMustBeJoking.co.uk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ For humour like this (and worse:-) sign-up to the "You Must Be Joking" joke list at http://www.YouMustBeJoking.co.uk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1064f0,f329dbf74a4f59ed,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1064f0,public X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,f329dbf74a4f59ed,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10ba21,public X-Google-Thread: 10a615,f329dbf74a4f59ed,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10a615,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,f329dbf74a4f59ed,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public From: jokes@mike-w.clrar.co.uk (Mike) Subject: Spelling chequer ... Date: 1999/09/18 Message-ID: <37e73653.57686492@news.clara.net> X-Deja-AN: 526611024 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Complaints-To: abuse@clara.net X-Trace: nnrp4.clara.net 937637484 195.8.76.29 (Sat, 18 Sep 1999 07:51:24 BST) Organization: ... MIME-Version: 1.0 Reply-To: jokes@mike-w.clara.co.uk NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 18 Sep 1999 07:51:24 BST Newsgroups: eunet.jokes,aus.jokes,alt.tasteless.jokes,claranet.local.wibble