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Started by Peter Vos
Tue, 09 Sep 2003 01:20
George and Tony go to Hell...
Author: Peter Vos
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 01:20
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 01:20
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George Bush and Tony Blair die and go to hell. Satan turns up the heat to roast them. George and Tony conspire to take over. Satan decides to teach them a lesson and freeze their asses off. When they see Hell has frozen over, George and Tony dance for joy. Satan is confused."Why are you two so damn happy?" George and Tony point to the ice and laugh, "They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!"
Re: George and Tony go to Hell...
Author: Steve
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 12:59
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 12:59
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"Peter Vos" <pvos58@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:rPudnYVv5rp7t8CiRVn-vg@comcast.com... > George Bush and Tony Blair die and go to hell. > Satan turns up the heat to roast them. > George and Tony conspire to take over. > Satan decides to teach them a lesson and freeze their asses off. > When they see Hell has frozen over, George and Tony dance for joy. > > Satan is confused."Why are you two so damn happy?" > George and Tony point to the ice and laugh, > "They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!" I don't get it. >
Re: George and Tony go to Hell...
Author: a3xter
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 13:47
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 13:47
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Steve wrote: > "Peter Vos" <pvos58@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:rPudnYVv5rp7t8CiRVn-vg@comcast.com... > >>George Bush and Tony Blair die and go to hell. >>Satan turns up the heat to roast them. >>George and Tony conspire to take over. >>Satan decides to teach them a lesson and freeze their asses off. >>When they see Hell has frozen over, George and Tony dance for joy. >> >>Satan is confused."Why are you two so damn happy?" >>George and Tony point to the ice and laugh, >>"They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!" > > > I don't get it. > > > "They will find WMDs when hell freezes over...."
Re: George and Tony go to Hell...
Author: Steve
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:11
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:11
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Oh ok "a3xter" <a3xter@gmx.at> wrote in message news:bjkm0i$epdfj$1@athena.ex.ac.uk... > > > Steve wrote: > > "Peter Vos" <pvos58@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > news:rPudnYVv5rp7t8CiRVn-vg@comcast.com... > > > >>George Bush and Tony Blair die and go to hell. > >>Satan turns up the heat to roast them. > >>George and Tony conspire to take over. > >>Satan decides to teach them a lesson and freeze their asses off. > >>When they see Hell has frozen over, George and Tony dance for joy. > >> > >>Satan is confused."Why are you two so damn happy?" > >>George and Tony point to the ice and laugh, > >>"They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!" > > > > > > I don't get it. > > > > > > > > "They will find WMDs when hell freezes over...." >
Re: George and Tony go to Hell...
Author: MosZibby
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:29
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:29
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"Steve" <steve@steve.com> wrote in message news:VaGdncH8Pd03U8CiU-KYvw@comcast.com... > > "Peter Vos" <pvos58@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:rPudnYVv5rp7t8CiRVn-vg@comcast.com... > > George Bush and Tony Blair die and go to hell. > > Satan turns up the heat to roast them. > > George and Tony conspire to take over. > > Satan decides to teach them a lesson and freeze their asses off. > > When they see Hell has frozen over, George and Tony dance for joy. > > > > Satan is confused."Why are you two so damn happy?" > > George and Tony point to the ice and laugh, > > "They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!" > > I don't get it. > > > You also paint by numbers, don't cha?
Re: George and Tony go to Hell...
Author: Jim P
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 15:45
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 15:45
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Coloring books have numbers??? Cool. -- PLEASE REMOVE THE (SMARTASS) FOR E-MAIL "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message news:vlrp1ef8632e65@corp.supernews.com... > > "Steve" <steve@steve.com> wrote in message > news:VaGdncH8Pd03U8CiU-KYvw@comcast.com... > > > > "Peter Vos" <pvos58@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > news:rPudnYVv5rp7t8CiRVn-vg@comcast.com... > > > George Bush and Tony Blair die and go to hell. > > > Satan turns up the heat to roast them. > > > George and Tony conspire to take over. > > > Satan decides to teach them a lesson and freeze their asses off. > > > When they see Hell has frozen over, George and Tony dance for joy. > > > > > > Satan is confused."Why are you two so damn happy?" > > > George and Tony point to the ice and laugh, > > > "They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!" > > > > I don't get it. > > > > > > You also paint by numbers, don't cha? > >
Re: George and Tony go to Hell...
Author: MosZibby
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 18:22
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 18:22
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"Jim P" <enamanga(smartass)@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:vlrtctdrs1g3b5@corp.supernews.com... > Coloring books have numbers??? > Cool. Dunno, but I am concerned that Steve may cut himself with a crayon if he had one. > > -- > PLEASE REMOVE THE (SMARTASS) FOR E-MAIL > "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message > news:vlrp1ef8632e65@corp.supernews.com... > > > > "Steve" <steve@steve.com> wrote in message > > news:VaGdncH8Pd03U8CiU-KYvw@comcast.com... > > > > > > "Peter Vos" <pvos58@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > > news:rPudnYVv5rp7t8CiRVn-vg@comcast.com... > > > > George Bush and Tony Blair die and go to hell. > > > > Satan turns up the heat to roast them. > > > > George and Tony conspire to take over. > > > > Satan decides to teach them a lesson and freeze their asses off. > > > > When they see Hell has frozen over, George and Tony dance for joy. > > > > > > > > Satan is confused."Why are you two so damn happy?" > > > > George and Tony point to the ice and laugh, > > > > "They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!" > > > > > > I don't get it. > > > > > > > > > You also paint by numbers, don't cha? > > > > > >
Re: George and Tony go to Hell...
Author: Angelo
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:35
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 01:35
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On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 08:59:23 -0400, "Steve" <steve@steve.com> wrote: > >"Peter Vos" <pvos58@yahoo.com> wrote in message >news:rPudnYVv5rp7t8CiRVn-vg@comcast.com... >> George Bush and Tony Blair die and go to hell. >> Satan turns up the heat to roast them. >> George and Tony conspire to take over. >> Satan decides to teach them a lesson and freeze their asses off. >> When they see Hell has frozen over, George and Tony dance for joy. >> >> Satan is confused."Why are you two so damn happy?" >> George and Tony point to the ice and laugh, >> "They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!" > >I don't get it. >> > I think he means that George Bush and Tony Blair [the good guys] ,will be moving into the trailer home with him.
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