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A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is
stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle
of gin is sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opens a newspaper
and
begins reading. After a few minutes the guy turns to the priest and
asks,
"Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "Loose living; cheap, wicked
woman;
too much alcohol; and contempt for your fellow man," answers the priest.
"I'll be damned," the drunk mutters, returning to his paper. The
priest, thinking about what he said, nudges the man and apologizes.
"I'm very
sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh. How long have you had arthritis?"
"Oh, I don't have it, Father. It says here that the Pope does."

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