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Mega Joke: Joke 3 of 11

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From: Mike Spence
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 1999 00:00
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When the new school year started the history teacher was so excited
because there were three little indian boys in her class. She was
beside herself with excitement. So she asks the firt little indian boy
to stand
up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he knows this.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his
fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a
Cherokee. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father
says son, you see all this land. This is Cherokee land. So, I know I am
a Cherokee".
The teacher says very good and asks the next little indian boy to stand.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his
fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a
Comanche. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father
says son, you see all this land. This is Comanche land. So, I know I am
a Comanche".
The teacher is growing more excited by the moment and asks the last
little indian boy to stand up. The little boy stands up and proudly
throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says
in a booming voice " I am a Fuckawee". The teacher looks dumb founded &
says "I don't think there is any such tribe as the Fuckawee.

The little boy says "My Father & I walked for many days and many
nights.
\And many nights and many days. We ran out of water, but we kept
walking.
With no rest, we were getting weary. Finally, one day my Father stops
and with his hand to shield the sun from his eyes, looks around. "He
said� hummmm, where the Fuckawee"


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From: Mike Spence <megajoke@netins.net>
Subject: Mega Joke:  Joke 3 of 11
Date: 1999/11/07
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