Mega Joke: Joke 5 of 11

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From: Mike Spence
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 1999 00:00

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote
control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your
TV remote?" I asked.� "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to
come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I
could do to him."

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From: Mike Spence <megajoke@netins.net>
Subject: Mega Joke:  Joke 5 of 11
Date: 1999/11/07
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