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Mega Joke: Joke 6 of 11

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From: Mike Spence
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 1999 00:00
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Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they
decided to party instead.�� Well, as you might have guessed, they
didn't get any studying done. When they went to the test, they decided
to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before
due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.� The
professor told them that they could have another day to study.� That
evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that
they knew just about everything.� Arriving to class the next morning,
each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each
shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat
down, they read the first question. "For 5 points, explain the contents
of an atom."� At this point, they both thought that this was going to
be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.� Then, the
test continued... "For 95 points, tell me which tire it was."


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From: Mike Spence <megajoke@netins.net>
Subject: Mega Joke:  Joke 6 of 11
Date: 1999/11/07
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