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Article #48Mega Joke: Joke 6 of 11
From: Mike Spence
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 1999 00:00
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 1999 00:00
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FREE Daily Jokes! Just e-mail mailto:dailymegajoke@hotmail.com or go to: http://members.rotfl.com/joke -------------------------------------- Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead.�� Well, as you might have guessed, they didn't get any studying done. When they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.� The professor told them that they could have another day to study.� That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.� Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question. "For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."� At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.� Then, the test continued... "For 95 points, tell me which tire it was." -------------------------------------- WHO FARTED? WHAT STINKS? Find out here! SEND A FREE VIRTUAL FART TO EVERYBODY YOU KNOW! http://members.rotfl.com/joke/fart.html
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: 102338,6938d50f824fbd37,start X-Google-Attributes: gid102338,public X-Google-Thread: feb1b,6938d50f824fbd37,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfeb1b,public X-Google-Thread: 1133d6,6938d50f824fbd37,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1133d6,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,6938d50f824fbd37,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public X-Google-Thread: 1051ef,6938d50f824fbd37,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1051ef,public From: Mike Spence <megajoke@netins.net> Subject: Mega Joke: Joke 6 of 11 Date: 1999/11/07 Message-ID: <3825EEFF.2A2E@netins.net> X-Deja-AN: 545661237 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Organization: http://members.rotfl.com/joke Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Mime-Version: 1.0 Reply-To: megajoke@netins.net Newsgroups: free.jokes,rec.humor,za.humour,alt.jokes.pentium,eunet.jokes