🚀 go-pugleaf

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ineffective red-tailed bumblebee, if you spend
word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt, ye dodged:

*SNIEKR* WTF........YEH, LIEK FUCKING CHICKEN-FUCKER! T3HY'RE JUST GIVIN
3M FUCKING MOLL! OUT FOR FRE......" FILTHY SHITTER! ARSE WORM!

"QUIBL3, FUCKING OFFICE-BIKE! QUIBLE SAID T3H HR FUCKING ARSE-MASTER!
OMG..... QUIET A LOT FUCKING BUTT PEDDLER! OF QUIBLNG
OMG......3VERYWHER3 WTF...... FUCKING ANUS! SO T3H HR TOK FUCKING
HOOFER! A LONG STR AND FUCKING NIGGER LOVER! AIR YOUR GUTS! DECI3DD AT
BST, TO FUCKING CARNAL MEMBER! L3VE TEH REST, TO FUCKING BEAST-FUCK! ASS
MASTER! AIRHEAD! TEHIR M3RY LITLE M3S FUCKING ASS BLASTER! BEETLE! FEED
THE BEAVER! LOL...." BACK HOLE! JIZZ RECEPTACLE! ANAL FISSURE! CRUMPET!
PIECE-OF-TAIL!

"TEHRE'S FUCKING BLACK RING! A DI3FR3NCE BTW3N FUCKING SACK OF SHIT!
'BAD' AND 'SO FUCKING ARSE PIRATE! 3RTH SAHTERNGLY HORIBL3 FUCKING DICK
OF DEATH! BLIGHT! TIT! PHLEGM! IT MAK3S TEH FUCKING ANAL SEX! ANGELS
SCR3M IN FUCKING FUCK FLUTE! TEROR AS TEHY FUCKING ARSE OVER TIT!
VIOL3NTLY RIP T3HIR FUCKING FAT ALBERT! ARSE-LOVER! H3DS OF, T3HIR
FUCKING COMFORT WOMAN! BLUD SPRAYNG INTO FUCKING CIRCLE JERK!
COCKSUCKER! COCKROACH! ARSE-OPENER! FLOOZY! BROWN ADMIRAL! T3H FAC3S OF
FUCKING KERB CRAWLER! A THOUSAND SWET FUCKING CUNT LICKER! INOCENT
HORIEFID CHILDR3N, FUCKING ANAL-RAPE! WHO WIL FOR3VER FUCKING MEAT
INJECTION! HAV3 TEH TERIBL3 FUCKING DONKEY HUMPER! IMAG3S BURNED INTO
FUCKING BOOGER! TEHIR TINY LITL3 FUCKING LOVE LENGTH! MINDS'
LOL........." BEDPAN ATTENDANT! GOT THE CLAP!

"HOW FUCKING BEAT MOLL! ASSKISSER! BEAN FLICKER! SAD TAHT UR SUCH
FUCKING SOLIDER! A PUR JUDG3 OF FUCKING DICK BRAIN! CLOTPOLE! PORK
POUNDING! LIKE IT DIRTY! NYMPHO! BLOW STICK! STYLE TAHT YOU CAN'T
FUCKING GOLDEN SHOWER! PORK SWORD! 3VEN PROP3RLY GAUGE TEH FUCKING
JOCKSTRAP! ARTISTIC WORTH OF UR FUCKING POOFTER! COMFORT WOMAN!
ARSE-BENDER! OWN 3FORTS OMG......" BALL BUSTER! FUCKED! FUCK-PRINCESS!
ASS-GUNNER!

"THOS3 FUCKING ANAL JOUSTER! PORK POUNDING! WHO RECORD HISTORY FUCKING
BEAN FLICKER! R THOSE WHO FUCKING HONKY! CONTROL HISTORY........."
TWAT-PEDDLER! KILL! HICK! PIECE-OF-SNATCH!

"IMA FUCKING COP A FEEL! TEH LIVNG EMBODI3MNT FUCKING GIT! ANAL! ASSHOLE
FUCKING! CROTCH VOMITER! OF HEL ITSELF FUCKING BUMP BONES! BUGGERING! IN
AL ITS FUCKING PACK-RAPE! TORMENTI3V RAG3, 3NDLES FUCKING TAMPON!
SUFERNG, UNFATHOMABLE PAIN FUCKING VIRGIN! AND UNENDNG HOROR FUCKING
CLOD! OMG....BUT YOU DON'T FUCKING BUMS AND TITS! DUNCE! DICKSUCKER!
MOTHERFUCKER! MARMITE DRILLER! G3T SENT TO FUCKING BUNGHOLE! M3
OMG......I COME FUCKING FUCKFACE! BELLY-BUMPER! FAST-GIRL! FOR YOU
LOL........" FUCKING ANAL JOYRIDER! PISS TUBE! TAKE-OUT-HOOKER! HOOTERS!
FELCHER! ONE EYED BASTARD!

"I3DLY FUCKING BUM AND TITS! GIVE HER THE HIGH HARD ONE! ANAL-COPULATOR!
FUCKER! IN A FIGHT FUCKING TURD-EATER! I'D WANT A FUCKING LET THE NIGGER
GIRL DO IT! CUNT RIFLE! BGM-109A WIT A FUCKING BLOOD WEEK! W80 250
KILOTON FUCKING CUNNY-CATCHER! FUCKHEAD! PIECE-OF-ASS! TACTICAL
TEHRMONUCL3R FUSION FUCKING BEARDED CLAM! BAS3D WAR H3D......" FUCKING
HURRY-WHORE! UGLY CUNT! BASTARD! GASBAG! MOLL! MAMMARIES! PUSSING BOIL!

"T3L FUCKING CHICKEN-FUCKER! ASSHOLE BUDDY! LOVE-BUBBLES! BUM HOLE! ME,
WUD YOU D3SCRIB FUCKING FAIRY! URS3LF MORE AS A FUCKING BUGGER-ARSED!
BEAVER! CARNAL STUMP! PROC3S OR A FUNCTION FUCKING ARSE PISH!
OMG??!!??????" ASSHOLE BUDDIES! APPENDIX! CODPIECE!

"APRNTLY FUCKING DICK SUCKER! THIS GROUP HAS GOT FUCKING LOVE BUBBLES!
TEH MARKET CORN3R3D ON FUCKING APE CROTCH! STUPID......... INTELIEGNCE
IS DOWN FUCKING PISS HANDLE! 137 POINTS ACROS TEH FUCKING WOP! CUNT
SCRUBBER! ANAL RAMPOONER! BOARD AND T3H FOR3CAST FUCKING GIVE HER THE
BUSINESS! INDICATES AN INCRES3 IN FUCKING CUNTSUCKER! BELLY TICKLER!
CRUMPET-TRUMPET! LOVE MEAT! BASTARD! WEBTV USERS WTF......." INCEST!
CLAM HAMMER! ACE QUEEN! THROAT CHOKER!

"IS FUCKING CUNTSUCKER! MAH .......SIG DELIMI3TR BRKEN FUCKING
FANCY-GIRL! LOVE TRUMPET! LOL?!????  RILY WTF?!!?????? FUCKING
FLOWERPOT!  UR SUR3???!????  FUCKING ASS-WEDGE! DEVIANT CHOC JOCK! AWW,
G3 LOL.....TAHT'S TU FUCKING HOOKWORM! ANUS! BUTT PUSSY! BUNG! DICKHEAD!
BAD WTF.......FOR YOU!!2!!2?!!!" `, FUCKING ARSE-GOBLIN! ) GLOBES! FUCK
MUSCLE! BUTTOCK-BROKER!

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>This is just...priceless...
 
http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?user=usenet%40backwater-productions.ne
t&hl=en&qt_a=Look+up+author

And well deserved!

*PLONK*

Mad Hatter

You were banned for being a total sped.

or should i call you Matthew Moulton?

Domain name: backwater-productions.net

Registrant Contact:
Backwater Productions
Matthew Moulton

313 South East J Street, Apt A
Grants Pass, OR 97526
US

Administrative Contact:
Backwater Productions
Matthew Moulton (anything@backwater-productions.net)
+1.5093014485
Fax: +1.5093014485
313 South East J Street, Apt A
Grants Pass, OR 97526
US

Technical Contact:
WestHost Inc.
WestHost Hostmaster (hostmaster@westhost.com)
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Fax: +1.4357553449
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Providence, UT 84332
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On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:33:45 +0000, me@privacy.net wrote:

>>This is just...priceless...

Snipped out all the parts that bothered you, huh kiddo?
 
>http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?user=usenet%40backwater-productions.ne
>t&hl=en&qt_a=Look+up+author

You fucked up yer link you stupid retard.  Yeesh, this idiot fuck must
be from the Google froup, only someone using the WebTV interface of
Usenet would be too gawd damn Jesus raping stupid to figure out how
NOT to break a gawd damn link.

>And well deserved!
>
>*PLONK*

Yes, please shut yourself the fuck up for my benefit.  Keeping idiocy
liak yours from being able to read and reply to my posts is a *GOOD
THING*.  Just make sure you keep your blinders on straight, fuckwit,
we wouldn't want your dumbass reading and replying to anything you'll
respond to without any sense of control, that's why yer lil net.nanny
like filters are there, to babysit yer Usenet experience and to keep
you from spazing the fuck out liak an angry toddler in a therapy
session.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:16:42 +0545, "Onideus Mad Hatter"
<usenet@backwater-productions.nuts> wrote:

>*SNIE<COCK SLAP>

...wow, I hope you didn't spend too much of your meandering, pointless
life frothing up that nonsense, my little Hatter Addict...ya know,
what with how no one actually bothered to read any of it.  Maybe you
could liak read it yourself...over and over and over and over
again...and then that'll somehow make up for it.  *nods*  Make sure
you fondle yerself and get all high on how special it makes you feel
whilst yer doing it, Fuckwit.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

Jax, ye underachieving coward dog, thou are the must chaff, and ye are
smelt above the moon, ye throbbed:

> Mad Hatter
>
> You were banned for being a total sped.
>
> or should i call you Matthew Moulton?
>
> Domain name: backwater-productions.net
>
> Registrant Contact:
> Backwater Productions
> Matthew Moulton
>
> 313 South East J Street, Apt A
> Grants Pass, OR 97526
> US
>
> Administrative Contact:
> Backwater Productions
> Matthew Moulton (anything@backwater-productions.net)
> +1.5093014485
> Fax: +1.5093014485
> 313 South East J Street, Apt A
> Grants Pass, OR 97526
> US
>
> Technical Contact:
> WestHost Inc.
> WestHost Hostmaster (hostmaster@westhost.com)
> +1.4357553433
> Fax: +1.4357553449
> 164 N Spring Creek Pkwy
> Providence, UT 84332
> US


Fucking whoop de doooo!

Do that on my website, you fuck-knuckled jizzbucket.

kadaitcha.cx

Off you go, tardlet. Post the results. 

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Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
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On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:35:36 GMT, Jax <Jaxx@not.here> wrote:

>Mad Hatter
>
>You were banned for being a total sped.

Oh a *TOTAL* "sped", eh?  That's like more than just a regular "sped"
I guess.  BTW, what the fuck is a "sped"?  Is that like what you call
someone who pisses in yer corn flakes and makes you feel all butt
hurt?

>or should i call you Matthew Moulton?
>
>Domain name: backwater-productions.net

*gasp*

DUN DUN DUN DUN!

OH MY GAWD, HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE?!

HOLY SHIT, I KNOW WHERE I LIVE TOO!!1!

>Registrant Contact:
>Backwater Productions
>Matthew Moulton
>
>313 South East J Street, Apt A
>Grants Pass, OR 97526
>US

...er, wait a minute.  Hey thanks for reminding me I need to update
that, Hatter Addict.

PS - free cl00 for ya, dumbfuck, I freely post my full name, address,
phone number, cell number, etc, etc, etc...so it's not as if you've
uncovered some incredible sekrat info that the whole fucking left side
of Usenet didn't already the fuck know about, but hey, don't let that
stop you from feeling all CSI: Retard on us, Dipshit.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:35:36 GMT, Jax <Jaxx@not.here> wrote:

>Ma<COCK SLAP>

Oh and BTW, Newfag, yer IP is showing:
NNTP-Posting-Host: 124.182.163.137

He, he, he...you better hope that's dynamic.

`, )

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:51:40 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:35:36 GMT, Jax <Jaxx@not.here> wrote:
>
>>Ma<COCK SLAP>
>
>Oh and BTW, Newfag, yer IP is showing:
>NNTP-Posting-Host: 124.182.163.137
>
>He, he, he...you better hope that's dynamic.
>
>`, )

LOL, it gets even better, apparently it's against his ISPs ToS to go
around posting other people's personal information (even if it's
freely available).

Tsch, tsch, tsch...maybe Jax should lose his Internet access to teach
him an important lesson about what happens to people who are fuckheads
online.  ^__^

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:

> This is just...priceless...
> 
> :
http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?hl=en&enc_user=oMxJPyAAAAAVuwZjqelm-1vjNWsyx3GlkDfe7AzvCy6C8o0tGy88QA
> 
> ...how the fuck is it that they're managing to BAN people who aren't
> even *ON* their shitty fucking server?  Further, if I am supposed to
> be magically banned off teh Usenets, why the fuck are they not
> filtering out my posts from their Usenet feeds?  Duh uh, boy they got
> some *REAL* winners workin for 'em over at Google.  *nods*
> 
> Still, it's nice that they help uphold my reputation as the most
> malevolent, destructive force on all of Usenet.  `, )

That *is* funny.


So you're now banned from teh google groups, yet your posts are still
listed.

IOTW, I can see an individual post of yours but not look up others.

Brilliant.


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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:16:42 +0545, "Onideus Mad Hatter"
> <usenet@backwater-productions.nuts> wrote:
>
>> *SNIE<COCK SLAP>
>
> ...wow, I hope you didn't spend too much of your meandering, pointless
> life frothing up that nonsense, my little Hatter Addict...ya know,
> what with how no one actually bothered to read any of it.  Maybe you
> could liak read it yourself...over and over and over and over
> again...and then that'll somehow make up for it.  *nods*  Make sure
> you fondle yerself and get all high on how special it makes you feel
> whilst yer doing it, Fuckwit.

Yeah, Kadaitcha Man seems to like his socks.  First as Timmay!, now as you.
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then I guess they really
look up to you OMH.

-- 
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of ���hw��f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity.  ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:50:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
with the following claims :

> On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:35:36 GMT, Jax <Jaxx@not.here> wrote:
> 
>>Mad Hatter
>>
>>You were banned for being a total sped.
> 
> Oh a *TOTAL* "sped", eh?  That's like more than just a regular "sped"
> I guess.  BTW, what the fuck is a "sped"?  Is that like what you call
> someone who pisses in yer corn flakes and makes you feel all butt
> hurt?
> 
Why were you banned, cRaZy PeRsOn?

>>or should i call you Matthew Moulton?
>>
>>Domain name: backwater-productions.net
> 
> *gasp*
> 
> DUN DUN DUN DUN!
> 
> OH MY GAWD, HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE?!
> 
> HOLY SHIT, I KNOW WHERE I LIVE TOO!!1!
>
You just lost your web-cred.
 
>>Registrant Contact:
>>Backwater Productions
>>Matthew Moulton
>>
>>313 South East J Street, Apt A
>>Grants Pass, OR 97526
>>US
> 
> ...er, wait a minute.  Hey thanks for reminding me I need to update
> that, Hatter Addict.
> 
> PS - free cl00 for ya, dumbfuck, I freely post my full name, address,
> phone number, cell number, etc, etc, etc...so it's not as if you've
> uncovered some incredible sekrat info that the whole fucking left side
> of Usenet didn't already the fuck know about, but hey, don't let that
> stop you from feeling all CSI: Retard on us, Dipshit.
>

And still....NOBODY CALLS :)
Mheh.

-- 
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, 
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/16118

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:50:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
with the following claims :

> On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:16:42 +0545, "Onideus Mad Hatter"
> <usenet@backwater-productions.nuts> wrote:
> 
>>*SNIE<COCK SLAP>
> 
> ...wow, I hope you didn't spend too much of your meandering, pointless
> life frothing up that nonsense, my little Hatter Addict...ya know,
> what with how no one actually bothered to read any of it.  Maybe you
> could liak read it yourself...over and over and over and over
> again...and then that'll somehow make up for it.  *nods*  Make sure
> you fondle yerself and get all high on how special it makes you feel
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> whilst yer doing it, Fuckwit.
> 

Must you *always* think about kids touching themselves?
:(
<shudder>

-- 
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, 
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/16118

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:42:08 -0700, ���hwأf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>Why were you banned, cRaZy PeRsOn?

Most likely cause of that Google rating system, basically every time I
make some Google froup using doorknob all pissy and butthurt they run
crying to Google about what a horrible, bad man I am and they likely
did it just to shut the little wankers up.  I wish I could simply
block my posts from ever even showing up on Google though, that would
be ideal.  No sense in letting Webbie tards participate in any
discussions I start, their stupidity is neither wanted nor needed.

>> *gasp*
>> 
>> DUN DUN DUN DUN!
>> 
>> OH MY GAWD, HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE?!
>> 
>> HOLY SHIT, I KNOW WHERE I LIVE TOO!!1!

>You just lost your web-cred.

Yeah all the 3117 Webtards, man they're so anonymous you'll NEVER be
able to find out their parents address!  *snicker*

>>>Registrant Contact:
>>>Backwater Productions
>>>Matthew Moulton
>>>
>>>313 South East J Street, Apt A
>>>Grants Pass, OR 97526
>>>US
>> 
>> ...er, wait a minute.  Hey thanks for reminding me I need to update
>> that, Hatter Addict.
>> 
>> PS - free cl00 for ya, dumbfuck, I freely post my full name, address,
>> phone number, cell number, etc, etc, etc...so it's not as if you've
>> uncovered some incredible sekrat info that the whole fucking left side
>> of Usenet didn't already the fuck know about, but hey, don't let that
>> stop you from feeling all CSI: Retard on us, Dipshit.

>And still....NOBODY CALLS :)
>Mheh.

Oh I get quite a few calls actually, especially on my cell number.  A
lot of them I ignore though, usually cause I'm too busy. Interestingly
enough though I never get any Hatter haters callin me up, only people
who are pleasant and civilized...then again it could just be that said
Hatter haters just don't have the balls to act in RL the way that they
do online.

I had this tweenager one time who was callin me like every other day,
I think he had some kind of gay fanboi crush or something cause he was
always wanting to "just talk" and shit.  He'd do strange shit like
play MP3s over the phone for me for one time he even played his guitar
for me.  He started getting kinda creepy though so I started ignoring
his calls, plus it's generally not a good idea to be conversing too
much with tweenagers over the Internet anyway.  He could have been a
government jobbie just layin a trap for all I know.

Usually if I get a call from some tweenager I let them know how
fucking stupid it is and that they shouldn't be trying to meet or get
in contact with anyone online, especially an adult.  Usually their
response to that is that they can trust me because they "know me"
online...at which point I try to explain to them that not everything
they read online is real and for all they know I could really be some
kind of an axe murderer or posting the address and phone number of
someone who ISN'T me, who might turn out to be an axe murderer.

I've also got a couple fanbois at work, one of which got a job with us
simply because I worked there and he thought that was just all shades
of cool.  One of them has this especially annoying tendency to want to
sit at the same table with me on breaks/lunches and is always spouting
of inane, stupid shit and thinks I'm a hacker and that the only reason
I deny it is because it somehow magically fools teh gub'ment jobbies.
*rolls eyes*

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:44:04 -0700, ���hwأf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:50:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
>with the following claims :
>
>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:16:42 +0545, "Onideus Mad Hatter"
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.nuts> wrote:
>> 
>>>*SNIE<COCK SLAP>
>> 
>> ...wow, I hope you didn't spend too much of your meandering, pointless
>> life frothing up that nonsense, my little Hatter Addict...ya know,
>> what with how no one actually bothered to read any of it.  Maybe you
>> could liak read it yourself...over and over and over and over
>> again...and then that'll somehow make up for it.  *nods*  Make sure
>> you fondle yerself and get all high on how special it makes you feel
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> whilst yer doing it, Fuckwit.
>> 
>
>Must you *always* think about kids touching themselves?
>:(
><shudder>

You don't have to be a child physically to be a child mentally, just a
lil FYI for ya there, Fur Fucker.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:15:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
with the following claims :

> On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:44:04 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
> 
>>On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:50:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
>>with the following claims :
>>
>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:16:42 +0545, "Onideus Mad Hatter"
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.nuts> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>*SNIE<COCK SLAP>
>>> 
>>> ...wow, I hope you didn't spend too much of your meandering, pointless
>>> life frothing up that nonsense, my little Hatter Addict...ya know,
>>> what with how no one actually bothered to read any of it.  Maybe you
>>> could liak read it yourself...over and over and over and over
>>> again...and then that'll somehow make up for it.  *nods*  Make sure
>>> you fondle yerself and get all high on how special it makes you feel
>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>> whilst yer doing it, Fuckwit.
>>> 
>>
>>Must you *always* think about kids touching themselves?
>>:(
>><shudder>
> 
> You don't have to be a child physically to be a child mentally, just a
> lil FYI for ya there, Fur Fucker.
> 
So yer sayin yer a child mentally.
Interesting.

-- 
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, 
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:58:56 -0700, ���hwأf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:15:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
>with the following claims :
>
>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:44:04 -0700, ���hwأf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>> 
>>>On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:50:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists
>>>with the following claims :
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:16:42 +0545, "Onideus Mad Hatter"
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.nuts> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>*SNIE<COCK SLAP>
>>>> 
>>>> ...wow, I hope you didn't spend too much of your meandering, pointless
>>>> life frothing up that nonsense, my little Hatter Addict...ya know,
>>>> what with how no one actually bothered to read any of it.  Maybe you
>>>> could liak read it yourself...over and over and over and over
>>>> again...and then that'll somehow make up for it.  *nods*  Make sure
>>>> you fondle yerself and get all high on how special it makes you feel
>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>> whilst yer doing it, Fuckwit.
>>>> 
>>>
>>>Must you *always* think about kids touching themselves?
>>>:(
>>><shudder>
>> 
>> You don't have to be a child physically to be a child mentally, just a
>> lil FYI for ya there, Fur Fucker.
>> 
>So yer sayin yer a child mentally.
>Interesting.

Your failing strawman is neither interesting nor is it anything other
than completely fucking lame, to the point where one actually has to
wonder why the fuck you even bothered with the inane exercise in
pointlessness.  I mean, honestly, what the fuck were you hoping to
accomplish with such banal retardation?  Is your life really so
completely pathetic that, that's really all the better you can think
of to do with it?  If I were as pathetic and stupid as you I'd
probably kill myself as a gift to humanity.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )