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Article #1463Re: BlueWater seafood to slaughter 1,000 whales
From: dewed
Date: Fri, 10 Feb 2006 18:15
Date: Fri, 10 Feb 2006 18:15
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keep voting for the destoyers of the earth and this is what we are going to get "CA" <jo@jo.com> wrote in message news:%EUGf.439$Be4.62@clgrps13... > hahahaha thank you :-D > > "Daril" <daril73%NOSPAM%@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns9765F0D8D30Bdaril73NOSPAMgmailco@198.164.200.20... > > RUSiriusA <gdeppe@eastlink.ca> wrote in news:gdeppe-1B662A.19421609022006 > > @news.telus.net: > > > >> All the whales are rare and intelligent behemuths that deserve as much > >> respect as ones own dying pet dog. > >> > >> 1,000 whales a year are culled for aphrodesiac and other yummy things. > >> > >> Bluewater foods make deal with Mitssui corporation in Japan... whom go > >> on whale hunt in Pacific. > >> > >> Bird of Paradise discovered in New Guinea = 2006 > >> > >> Bird of Paradise gone extinct = 2006 > >> > >> > >> G. > >> > > > > It is with extreme disgust that I write this letter and say what will > > undeniably be considered perfidious by some of my peers. Nonetheless, it > > must be stated that few people realize that the word > > "indistinguishability" is so compromised that I retain it only as a > > pejorative. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting > > some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of > > view or vice versa, I intend to argue that when I hear BlueWater Seafood > > say that everyone and everything discriminates against it -- including > > the writing on the bathroom stalls -- I have to wonder about it. Is it > > entirely feckless? Is it simply being shameless? Or is it merely > > embracing a delusion in which it must believe in order to continue > > believing in itself? This isn't such an easy question to answer, but let > > me take a stab at it: BlueWater Seafood claims to have turned over a new > > leaf shortly after getting caught trying to etiolate its enemies. This > > claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by BlueWater > > Seafood's supporters. The truth is that we need to look beyond the most > > immediate and visible problems with BlueWater Seafood. We need to look at > > what is behind these problems and understand that I am not trying to save > > the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to > > subject BlueWater Seafood's ideologies to the rigorous scrutiny they > > warrant. BlueWater Seafood has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice > > with vengeful, cold-blooded backbiters. Is this because it needs their > > help to make our lives a living hell? One might as well ask, "When it > > looks in the mirror in the morning, does BlueWater Seafood see more than > > the same, mephitic face that all disreputable pissants share?" We already > > have our answer; as a respected journalist put it, "I demand an apology > > from BlueWater Seafood for its insults". He probably could have added > > that if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less malignant > > than BlueWater Seafood. I just want to say that there is a format > > BlueWater Seafood should follow for its next literary endeavor. It > > involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. > > > > Although discourteous rabble-rousers are relatively small in number > > compared to the general population, they are rapidly increasing in size > > and fervor. BlueWater Seafood's memoirs symbolize lawlessness, violence, > > and misguided rebellion -- extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of > > us lose more than a little freedom. BlueWater Seafood writes a lot of > > long statements that mean practically nothing. What's sneaky is that it > > constructs those statements in such a way that it never occurs to its > > readers to analyze them. Analysis would almost certainly indicate that > > BlueWater Seafood files one grievance after another. And that's why I'm > > writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to stop > > its encroachments on our heritage. There's no way I can do that alone, > > and there's no way I can do it without first stating that its allies > > claim to have no choice but to keep a close eye on those who look like > > they might think an unapproved thought. I wish there were some way to > > help these miserable, cheeky, ethically bankrupt bottom-feeders. They are > > outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand. There > > can be no doubt that it's unequivocally astounding that BlueWater Seafood > > has found a way to work the words "semiprofessionalized" and > > "photodisintegration" into its philosophies. However, you may find it > > even more astounding that its lapdogs get a thrill out of protesting. > > They have no idea what causes they're fighting for or against. For them, > > going down to the local protest, carrying a sign, hanging out with > > BlueWater Seafood, and meeting some other reprehensible BlueWater Seafood > > clones is merely a social event. They're not even aware that if BlueWater > > Seafood had even a shred of intellectual integrity, it'd admit that it is > > the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a > > wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to its lamentations. > > Everyone ought to read my award-winning essay, "The Naked Aggression of > > BlueWater Seafood". In it, I chronicle all of BlueWater Seafood's > > objectives, from the moonstruck to the disgraceful, and conclude that if > > I were a complete sap, I'd believe BlueWater Seafood's line that mingy > > scum aren't ever snooty. Unfortunately for it, I realize that if > > BlueWater Seafood wants to be taken seriously, it should counter the > > arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal > > anecdotes, or insults. Yes, I realize that BlueWater Seafood and its > > deputies are puppets of ghastly sociopaths, but for the sake of brevity > > I've had to express myself in simplified terms. > > > > BlueWater Seafood should clarify its point so people like you and me can > > tell what the heck it's talking about. Without clarification, BlueWater > > Seafood's recommendations sound lofty and include some emotionally > > charged words but don't really seem to make any sense. Lest I seem like a > > hypocrite, I should tell you that there may be nothing we can do to > > prevent BlueWater Seafood from making good on its word to judge people > > based solely on hearsay. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to > > the comforting picture purveyed by its secret agents, we experience > > psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". Our only recourse is to > > review the basic issues at the root of the debate. Did it ever occur to > > BlueWater Seafood that maybe it has an almost mystical faith in Maoism? > > Dream on. BlueWater Seafood's plans for the future are as predictable as > > sunrise. Whenever I convince drossy oppressive-types to stop supporting > > BlueWater Seafood and tolerating its nostrums, its invariant response is > > to provide the pretext for police-state measures. > > > > BlueWater Seafood thinks that it is beyond reproach. Of course, thinking > > so doesn't make it so. BlueWater Seafood's reasoning is circular and > > therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its > > conclusion (e.g., that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that > > it can dole out or retract) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- it > > always arrives at that very conclusion. > > > > BlueWater Seafood's hallucinations about the benefits of sensationalism > > are so deep and inveterate that they can be broken, if at all, only if we > > guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity. That > > concept can be extended, mutatis mutandis, to the way that BlueWater > > Seafood's devotees are unified under a common goal. That goal is to leave > > a generation of people planted in the mud of a selfish world, to begin a > > new life in the shadows of boosterism. BlueWater Seafood must think that > > being prodigal entitles one to create a new cottage industry around > > BlueWater Seafood's inerudite form of neopaganism. The main dissensus > > between me and BlueWater Seafood is that I maintain that some day, > > BlueWater Seafood will indulge in a vast orgy of murder to sate its > > innate blood-lust and its hatred of its betters. It, on the other hand, > > contends that at birth, every living being is assigned a celestial serial > > number or frequency power spectrum. > > > > BlueWater Seafood's historical record of otiose, sexist ebullitions is > > clearer than the muddled pronouncements of its hangers-on, but that's > > really beside the point. At the same time, BlueWater Seafood likes > > thinking thoughts that aren't burdensome and that feel good. That's why > > it just keeps on saying, "We don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. > > We just want to leave a large part of this country's workforce dislocated > > and disillusioned." > > > > Statements like, "Querulous, temperamental deadbeats are burdened with > > the preconceived ideas or feeble understanding of the circles to which > > they previously belonged, both politically and philosophically" > > accurately express the feelings of most of us here. In case you don't > > know, most people don't realize that BlueWater Seafood has already > > revealed its plans to wage a clandestine guerilla war against many basic > > human rights. It revealed these plans in a manifesto bearing all of the > > hallmarks of having been written by a foul-mouthed meany. Not only is its > > manifesto entirely lacking in logic, relentlessly subjective, and > > absolutely anecdotal, but BlueWater Seafood likes to quote all of the > > saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of > > Marxism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, it invariably instructs > > its companions to eroticize relations of dominance and subordination. > > Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. > > Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual, > > it makes perfect sense in light of BlueWater Seafood's flagitious, self- > > serving effusions. Speaking of which, BlueWater Seafood occasionally > > writes letters accusing me and my friends of being politically incorrect > > loons. These letters are typically couched in gutter language (which is > > doubtless the language in which BlueWater Seafood habitually thinks) and > > serve no purpose other than to convince me that if my memory serves me > > correctly, it thinks we want it to pilfer the national treasure. Excuse > > me, but maybe it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. It > > distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain its > > current opinions. Let me quote to you from the words of my attorney: > > "BlueWater Seafood's propaganda machine grinds on and on." I want nothing > > more -- or less -- than to build a true community of spirit and purpose > > based on mutual respect and caring. To that task I have consecrated my > > life, and I invite you to do likewise. > > > > BlueWater Seafood has endorsed the idea of soulless cynicism in a number > > of very specific ways, arguing, for instance, in favor of its satraps' > > decision to exercise control through indirect coercion or through > > psychological pressure or manipulation. Believe it or not, I really want > > to believe that BlueWater Seafood is a decent, honest organization. > > Unfortunately, as is often the case, what I want to believe proves to be > > fantasy. The truth is that BlueWater Seafood commonly appoints > > ineffective people to important positions. It then ensures that these > > people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for BlueWater > > Seafood to trample into the mud all that is fine and noble and beautiful. > > If history follows its course, it should be evident that BlueWater > > Seafood wants me to stop trying to focus on what unites rather than > > divides us. Instead, it'd rather I drop to my knees and beg for mercy. > > Sorry, but I don't accept defeat that easily. Mark my words: BlueWater > > Seafood coins polysyllabic neologisms to make its slurs sound like > > they're actually important. In fact, its treatises are filled to the brim > > with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. > > > > According to BlueWater Seafood, skin color means more than skill and > > gender is more impressive than genius. It might as well be reading tea > > leaves or tossing chicken bones on the floor for divination about what's > > true and what isn't. Maybe then BlueWater Seafood would realize that it > > has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why > > I feel obligated to inform you that there is a proper place in life for > > hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. > > But when BlueWater Seafood perverts hatred in order to offer stones > > instead of bread to the emotional and spiritual hungers of the world, it > > becomes clear that it claims that coercion in the name of liberty is a > > valid use of state power. Well, I beg to differ. At the risk of sounding > > hopelessly obtuse, BlueWater Seafood wants to tell us how to live, what > > to say, what to think, what to know, and -- most importantly -- what not > > to know. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background. > > If you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim > > of your own ignorance. I can't follow BlueWater Seafood's pretzel logic. > > I do, however, know that its offhand remarks are a logical absurdity, a > > series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of > > absurdities, when BlueWater Seafood tells us that unfounded attacks on > > character, loads of hyperbole, and fallacious information are the best > > way to make a point, it somehow fails to mention that the more we give > > it, the more it wants. It fails to mention that unless it provides > > unequivocal evidence to the contrary, I will continue to believe that I > > would be surprised if BlueWater Seafood stopped to communicate and share > > ideas with even one of the people it regularly attacks. And it fails to > > mention that when you tell BlueWater Seafood's cat's-paws that it is > > widely known and beyond dispute that BlueWater Seafood is a master of > > psychological manipulation, they begin to get fidgety, and their eyes > > begin to wander. They really don't care. They have no interest in hearing > > that my general thesis is that it keeps telling us that it is as innocent > > as a newborn lamb. Are we also supposed to believe that all literature > > which opposes antagonism was forged by hostile clumsy-types? I didn't > > think so. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish > > my general thesis: What we have been imparting to BlueWater Seafood -- or > > what it has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely > > intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to > > acknowledge. The devil not only finds too much mischief for idle hands to > > do, but increasingly in our contemporary world, he causes what I call > > batty psychics to guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a > > vital community. > > > > Our national media is controlled by the most acrimonious miscreants I've > > ever seen. That's why you probably haven't heard that there are two > > related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent BlueWater > > Seafood has tried to revive the ruinous excess of a bygone era to bounce > > and blow amidst the ruinous excess of the present era. The other is > > whether or not BlueWater Seafood is reluctant to resolve problems. It > > always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that of all > > of its exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands > > out: "BlueWater Seafood is the one who will lead us to our great shining > > future." I don't know where it came up with this, but its statement is > > dead wrong. The law of parsimony suggests that BlueWater Seafood accepts > > -- or, at least, feels obligated to pretend to accept -- the ideological > > premises of diabolism. To cap that off, ignorance is bliss. This may be > > why BlueWater Seafood's apparatchiks are generally all smiles. In a > > previous letter, I announced my intention to expose BlueWater Seafood's > > prevarications for what they really are. Naturally, this announcement > > caused BlueWater Seafood to mutter abuses befitting its character. > > Incidents like that truly demonstrate how it has delivered exactly the > > opposite of what it had previously promised us. Most notably, BlueWater > > Seafood's vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and > > domination. And, almost as troubling, its vows of equality did little > > more than convince people that it wants to engage in an endless round of > > finger pointing. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is BlueWater > > Seafood's gossamer grasp of reality. One last thing: BlueWater Seafood's > > insults are surrounded by a halo of phallocentrism. > > > > Andy > >
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