Satan the Devil

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From: Jerry Story
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 02:37

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I met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates and he wouldn't let me in.  He
told me to go to hell.

I followed advice and went to hell. But Satan the Devil kicked me out.
He said: "We have enough trouble here already. We don't need YOU!"

Satan the Devil didn't appreciate my effort to take over his job. I
figured Satan, as CEO of Hell, should make some effort to promote the
g..d... place. It's not very well promoted. Most people don't want to
go there. And he should do something about his public image. Most
people have a low opinion of Satan the Devil. And he should be
concerned about the bad publicity he gets in the press. Some of the
statements written in the Bible about Satan the Devil are outright
character assassination.

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Subject: Satan the Devil
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