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 jstory@edmc.net (Jerry Story) Stalked me again:

>I met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates and he wouldn't let me in.  He
>told me to go to hell.
>
He better let me in, for I am Big Dave!

>I followed advice and went to hell. But Satan the Devil kicked me out.
>He said: "We have enough trouble here already. We don't need YOU!"
>
I am Big Dave Yo! I don't like the devil.

>Satan the Devil didn't appreciate my effort to take over his job. I
>figured Satan, as CEO of Hell, should make some effort to promote the
>g..d... place. It's not very well promoted. Most people don't want to
>go there. And he should do something about his public image. Most
>people have a low opinion of Satan the Devil. And he should be
>concerned about the bad publicity he gets in the press. Some of the
>statements written in the Bible about Satan the Devil are outright
>character assassination.

This is wrong, take that you ungodly person not like myself, Big Dave
Yah!
I hace spoken, no more replies allowed!

 "I am BigDave so Watch Out"
       BigDave