"In Bed" Returns

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2 total messages Started by John Townsend Wed, 30 Dec 1992 16:28

Author: John Townsend
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 16:28

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My wife and in-laws dragged me, kicking and screaming, into a Chinese restaurant
last night, and once again, to make the best of a bad situation, I applied the
Limbaugh Test to the fortune cookies (adding the words "in bed" to each one):

   "You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time in bed."

   "Beautiful things await you in bed."

   "A wise man knows everything, a shrewd man knows everybody in bed."

   "This is a good time to finish old tasks in bed."

   "Prepare yourself for a big change of events in your personal life in bed."

It never fails.

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Re: "In Bed" Returns

Author: Jared Dahl
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 21:51

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I sincerely doubt that Rush came up with this.

I've heard this many times in several different
parts of the country.

Jared Dahl
Opinions expressed are mine, not my employer's.
Don't send e-mail - I won't get it.

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