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rchk245734@yahoo.com wrote:
> There is a pervasive hygiene and redneck taboo against pissing in the
> sink but it's steeped in myth. The practice can be very pragmatic in
> your own home or apartment. If you don't live alone, all you have to do
> is get your woman's cooperation and you're all set. If you're clever
> you can do it on the sly and she'll never know!
>
> Here's how to do it quickly and cleanly:
>
> Always make sure a medium trickle of water is running* in the sink
> before you start. Use just enough to constantly dilute the stream so it
> never sticks to the porcelain in pure form. When done, use a cup to
> slosh water around the higher regions of the sink to wipe out any
> splatter. There should never be a urine smell afterwards. Let the water
> run just long enough to purge the drain trap.
>
> Aim so that most of the stream goes straight into the sink drain hole.
> It keeps the rest of the sink clean and is much easier than aiming at a
> distant toilet and calculating an arc. A 3 foot drop to a toilet bowl
> lake creates far more spray (some as drifting mist from the stream
> itself) than standing right above a sink. Using the sink is really more
> hygienic than the toilet and certainly wastes less water.
>
> Casual tests show that using the sink requires only 1 or 2 quarts* of
> water vs. 1.5 to 4 gallons for toilets, depending on design. This is a
> serious conservation measure and should be encouraged in drought prone
> states.
>
> Sink usage is much more convenient and quiet than going through the
> whole toilet routine. That's why it's covertly popular in the first
> place. Women miss out, but they could probably make a funnel prosthetic
> for taller females at sink level. Being at the sink also gives men the
> chance to do a quick rinse which would be messy over a toilet.
>
> Any issues regarding urine damaging or causing a smell in pipes should
> be prevented by diluting the stream with water per above. Uric acid is
> weak and is only present in small amounts in human urine. Plumbers are
> welcome to comment if they've seen side effects from sloppy technique.
>
> Stop worrying about what people might think and make your life easier
> and cleaner while conserving ever-scarcer water. It can be your own
> secret if you do it right and leave no trace. Take it step further (if
> you don't mind the visuals) and piss into a milk jug. Just pour it on
> your compost pile after you fill it. You are what you eat. Many take
> the direct route, weather permitting, and just go outside.
>
> -Uncommon Sense-
>
>
> Some material borrowed from: "Yellow Rivers" by I.P. Freely, copyright
> 1967, Creatinine Press, Tucson AZ (out of print)

Been pissing in the sink for years now I have good science to back the
practice.

Jay