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Re: BEST COFFEE MADE FROM MONKEY POO

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From: Alaric
Date: Sat, 24 Nov 2001 13:13
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In article <3bfe5d95.1933250@news.uncensored-news.com.>, Rolf wrote:
>On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 14:32:53 -0500, Gary James
><gjames21@SPAMlycos.com> wrote:
>
>>Here is the latest for those who hunger after multi cultural thrills
>>and delights.   Monkey sh*t coffee !    If you like this you will
>>probably like regular dog sh*t coffee as well.  Be the first in your
>>apartment, double wide or cardboard box to experience this imported
>>delicacy.   Bon appetit !
>>
>>
>>----------------------------------------
>>BEST COFFEE MADE FROM MONKEY POO; CRAPPUCCINO 
>>DAILY STAR
>>Wed Nov 21 2001 10:22:30 ET Coffee drinkers are going bananas over a
>>brew that's made of MONKEY DUNG. 
>>
>>Brits are flooding exclusive US stockists with orders for the brew,
>>called Kopi Luwak, made from berries that have passed through the
>>digestive system of Indonesian monkeys. Unlucky coffee plantation
>>staff have to search through the dung to gather the bizarre "harvest"
>>of coffee berries, which are said to emerge virtually intact. 
>>
>>Experts reckon the monkey business gives the drink a unique "earthy"
>>taste, which has made it the most expensive and sought-after coffee in
>>the world. 
>>
>>It is in such short supply - just 500 lb of it is harvested a year -
>>that it is virtually impossible to get hold of in Britain and has only
>>limited availability in the States and Japan. 
>>
>>Experts say the brew first came to light hundreds of years ago, when
>>explorers sampled it on the Indonesian isles of Java, Sumatra and
>>Sulawesi. 
>>
>>The monkey - known as the Palm Toddy Cat - lives on a diet of
>>alcoholic tree sap and coffee berries.
>>
>>US-based food and drink critic Chris Rubin said: 
>>
>>"Whether it's because the intestinal juices give some special flavour
>>or because it eats only perfectly ripe berries, the Toddy Cat's
>>droppings produce what many say is the world's finest coffee." 
>>
>>Some exclusive US outlets sell Kopi Luwak for around a FIVER a cup. 
>>
>>US Coffee supplier Mark Mountanos has snapped up 110 lb of the beans. 
>>
>>He said: "We've had interest from all over the world because it is
>>very hard to get hold of." 
>>
>>US coffee shop owner Richard Karno ordered a pound from Mark's firm -
>>but only after he convinced him it wasn't a joke. 
>>
>>He said: "It's the best coffee I've ever tasted. It smells musty, but
>>it roasts up real nice." 
>>
>>END
>>
>>http://www.drudgereport.com/flash.htm
>
>
>I'm surprised this information is just surfacing. Though I've only
>tried a couple of cups, I'm convinced Starbucks strains their product
>through a system that duplicates the "essence" of Mother Theresa's
>skivvies!
>
>Rolf

If there is anything positive terrorists could do it would be a coodinated 
attack on all Starbuck's shops.

Tom


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