🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mon, 26 Jun 2000 19:11:24 GMT, "TurboSnail" <martink2@flash.net>
wrote:

>So today, 26 June 2000, I call FLOOZ.  I finally am able to get to one of
>the managers who is off all weekend long, unable to resolve any customer
>problems.  You see, when the weekend calls, FLOOZ is like a giant party
>boat.
>
>They had not read their own internal memos, so of course instead of
>cancelling the transaction, as promised to CITIbank, they processed it at
>7:30a.m.  IDIOTS!  They said since they had not heard a reply to the email
>to my friend, the account was on hold all weekend.  I reminded the Bimbo in
>charge that since the clerk I spoke to before her told me the email had been
>sent 7:30a.m. today, did they have a time machine to make this transaction
>retroactive, or what?
>
>The kicker was when the manager suggested that if I would only give it one
>more try, they would monitor it real closely so nothing went wrong.  Baby,
>you promised two hours, not three days!  Yeah, maybe I should squeal like a
>pig, too.
>
>Of course they offer no consolation for ruining my gift to my friend.
>

I was incorrect. Slitting your wrists will take way TOO long. Step out
in front of a speeding bus, or put a bullet into the side of your
head. Worry about this isp fuck up is really making you crazy.

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