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     NEW YORK  (Rueters) -- Fox News
is in mourning tonight after three of its
news anchors were eaten by piranha
during a very bloody unscripted event.
      Sean "Ins" Hannity, Glenn Beck
and BillO Reilly were gobbled up after
someone slipped a doxen hungry fish
into the cable news network's indoor
Executive Swimming Pool.
      Pices of their lifeless bodies were
retrieved from the burgundy-colored
water.
   Others still alive but rushed to
the hospital include Ann Coulter and
 possibly her date, fellow-egomaniac
from radio land, Rush Limbaugh..
    "It was a freakin' bloofy mess,"
said a bartender who sounded like
he, too, had one too many."I ain't seen
so much blood since I donated a quart
at a Red Cross bloodmobile."
    All remaining from Hannity, Beck
and Reilly were bones and hardly
any skin.
     "The little bastards (about two
dozen piranha) apparently hadn't
eaten for a week, so they really
had a picnic," said a Fox security
guard.
<   "Mr. Hannity, for example, was
only half a man -- well, TWO halves
of one man -- and poor ol' BillO lost
everythng, including his Family Jewel."
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    Fox News has offered a $500
reward "leading to the arrest of
the demented individual who would
perform such a dirty trick on the
most uprigteous  news gatherers
in the business."
.     Investigators are stilll trying
to apprehend the demented person
responsible.but have a tip that an
evil-looking man, wearing glasses
and a Cornell sweat suit, was seen
lurking in the lobby.just before the
smorgasbordbegan.
  One of O'Relly's good-humor stage-
hands put a chuckl in all the gloom
gloom when he remarked:
   "BillO"s a good Catholic who never'
would eat fish on Friday.IBoy, 'll bet
he never dreamed that some day -- on
a Friday --  the fish would eat him."
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