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>           NEWS BULLETIN
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>     NEW YORK  (Rueters) -- Fox News
> is in mourning tonight after three of its
> news anchors were eaten by piranha
> during a very bloody unscripted event.
>      Sean "Ins" Hannity, Glenn Beck
> and BillO Reilly were gobbled up after
> someone slipped a doxen hungry fish
> into the cable news network's indoor
> Executive Swimming Pool.
>      Pices of their lifeless bodies were
> retrieved from the burgundy-colored
> water.
>   Others still alive but rushed to
> the hospital include Ann Coulter and
> possibly her date, fellow-egomaniac
> from radio land, Rush Limbaugh..
>    "It was a freakin' bloofy mess,"
> said a bartender who sounded like
> he, too, had one too many."I ain't seen
> so much blood since I donated a quart
> at a Red Cross bloodmobile."
>    All remaining from Hannity, Beck
> and Reilly were bones and hardly
> any skin.
>     "The little bastards (about two
> dozen piranha) apparently hadn't
> eaten for a week, so they really
> had a picnic," said a Fox security
> guard.
> <   "Mr. Hannity, for example, was
> only half a man -- well, TWO halves
> of one man -- and poor ol' BillO lost
> everythng, including his Family Jewel."
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>>            EXCLUSIVE VIDEO
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxw1EFcm3vw
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>    Fox News has offered a $500
> reward "leading to the arrest of
> the demented individual who would
> perform such a dirty trick on the
> most uprigteous  news gatherers
> in the business."
> .     Investigators are stilll trying
> to apprehend the demented person
> responsible.but have a tip that an
> evil-looking man, wearing glasses
> and a Cornell sweat suit, was seen
> lurking in the lobby.just before the
> smorgasbordbegan.
>  One of O'Relly's good-humor stage-
> hands put a chuckl in all the gloom
> gloom when he remarked:
>   "BillO"s a good Catholic who never'
> would eat fish on Friday.IBoy, 'll bet
> he never dreamed that some day -- on
> a Friday --  the fish would eat him."
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> Ed Conrad . .
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there's so much slop added i can tell what's the post and what is sig stuff