🚀 go-pugleaf

Comradeski viCTORschneIDER@ibm.net wrote:

> Then there's the story of Joe Lunatic who went into the Kenneth City,
> police station and said, "Any chance of you and your goon squad of
> beating a single iota of good sense into my bovine spongiform
> encephalitis riddled brain? My Thorazine's run out, so maybe a good
> therapuetic clobbering in the basement of your secret communist thug
> headquarters will help clear my head."

> The Chief immediately replied, "Oh for God's sake, Victor. Not again.
> The last time we did that, you spraypainted 'SECRET COMMUNISTS EAT
> CHILDREN' on the wall of the High School. Well, you can forget it."
> Joe replied, "You don't understand, there's a poodle living _in_
> the narrow confines of my ass. That's different."  To which the Chief
> responded, "Well, that's a little more original than your three toed
> sloth story.  (Turning to the dispatcher, he made a clockwise corkscrew
> motion to his head.) Is that so?  Isn't that what you're saying now?
> (Turning to me.) Ok, if you really insist, we'll smack you with the
> clue by four. However, for the last and final time, no matter how much
> you beg, we will absolutely _not_ perform another cavity search. You
> wouldn't believe how much it cost to replace my Rolex."

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   *sigh* Comrade Schneider, isn't there anything more productive you
could be doing at this hour, like some zesty underwater basketweaving or
something?

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