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Comrade Victor Schneider <vischne@ibm.net-nospam> wrote:

> I think you are asking for what other groups have gotten:  A really bad
> shock.  It's kind of hard to think of what more God can do to Russia, but
> I am sure that there is something.  Maybe God will single out the Jewish
> community in Russia for a change, since they waited all this time, only
> to be taken over by the Israeli branch of the secret communist movement.
> You are a Jew in name only.

   Victor, that is a terrible thing to say! ALL good secret communists in
good standing are atheists, although, we have convinced you against all
odds that we are "God". For example, comrade Ivan spends a weekend
radioing high frequency microwave transmissions pointed at your tinfoil
hat, and you post that you had a vision where God asks you politely to
destroy New Jersey. Next, we spend a weekend putting plutonium in your
lox, and you proceed to post all sorts of things about God having you
turn the Chrysler building mauve with red spots.

   It would be nice for you to give credit where credit is due, comrade
Schneider, and recognize that we (being "God") do not wish to single out
Russian Jews, but do in fact, wish to continue having our good natured fun
with you. In fact, as we speak, secret communist satellites are beaming
down Russian versions of "I Love Lucy" re-runs at the same frequency
as your skull's resonant vibratory frequency! Your neighbors will be
delighted as you thrash on the ground, while your skull itself acts as
a big old speaker, crying out in thickly accented Russian "Eyyyy,
Luuuuuuucyvik, I am homeski!". After all we do for you, you have the
chutzpah to say we are enemies? Bah! Such ingratitude! Maybe someday
you will get as angry.. and then you'll REALLY see the wrath of "God"!

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