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Re: The Dreaded Driving-The-Truck Rule <Re: The Dreaded Third Date Rule

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From: Alex Osinski
Date: Sun, 19 May 1996 00:00
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>Tony Konashenok wrote:
>> 
>> Having an old truck as the main transportation also tells something
>> about the person's mentality.
>> 
>> There was also an old teaser that macho types buy big trucks to 
>>compensate for certain body parts being undersize...
>> 
>> Tony K
>

I guess I have to wonder what you mean by "old truck".  Girls seem to 
hate my Ford F250, even after I removed the gun racks and "God Guns & 
Guts" bumper stickers. But guess who gets called when it is moving time?

On the other hand, I have a really junky old Cougar that the girls think 
is cool, but I can't stand it (I would have done better to cut out the 
middleman and just put the three grand in the toilet). It has a hot 
chromed out motor and loud headers, but otherwise is unsightly. 

Everybody over 40 thinks my cherried out old Charger must be a "babe 
magnet" but I have yet to account for that car getting me "lucky" once. 
If anything, I think it makes the women my age suspicios. i.e "excuse me, 
but what are you planing to do taking me out in a car with such a big 
back seat?"

Given that my body part size expands and contracts within relatively 
constant parameters when I drive any of the three vehicles, but one 
vehicle is markedly louder and more powerful sounding relative to its 
size, I would surmise that women judge the size of a man's body part by 
the relative size of the exhaust system on his car. Anybody with a 
similarly researched conclusion is welcome to contribute. :>
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From: Alex Osinski <osinski4@concentric.net>
Subject: Re: The Dreaded Driving-The-Truck Rule <Re: The Dreaded Third Date Rule
Date: 1996/05/19
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