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                         THE  BIRTH OF A CANDY  BAR

      One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY.  So he took Miss HERSHEY
      behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of 5TH AVENUE and CLARK where he
      began to feel her MOUNDS.  That was an ALMOND JOY which definitely made
      his TOOTSIE ROLL.  He let out a SNICKER as he slipped his BUTTER FINGER
      up her KIT-KAT which, of course, caused a MILKY WAY.  She screamed, "OH
      HENRY!", as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS and said, "You're
      better than the THREE MUSKETEERS!"  She soon became a bit CHUNKY and
      some nine months later gave birth to a BABY RUTH.