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From: utzoodecvaxharpofloydcmcl2philab...
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1982 08:00

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The great joke about the woman in church vs. in her bath reminded me of these:

1.  Whats the difference between a bar maid in the morning and a bar maid
in the evening?

Ans:  A bar maid in the morning is fussy and buxom.

2.  Whats the difference between a rooster and a shyster lawyer?

Ans:  A rooster clucks defiance!

(and slightly different:)

3.  Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

Ans:  A pickpocket snatches watches.

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From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson
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Title: Re: bad.joke
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Posted: Fri Jun 11 08:00:13 1982
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Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1982 08:00:13 +0000
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