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Article #267ATCHO: Fast one.
From: Rune L�vlid
Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 00:00
Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 00:00
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One day, Superman was really bored, and he decided he wanted to go out do something. He went to visit Louis and asked her out for a night on the town. She couldn't go because she was working on a big story. So Superman flew around some more and found BATMAN. He then asked BATMAN if he wanted to grab a beer with him at a bar. BATMAN said no, because he had to fix the BAT Mobile. So Superman flew around some more when he realized he was in Wonder Woman's neighbourhood. He flew over her house and soon noticed her laying down in her backyard all naked. He thought to himself, using my Superman speed, I can quickly go down there, bang her and be back out in a few seconds. So he did. Right after he was finished, Wonder Woman goes, "What was that?" Then the Invisible Man excitedly replied, "I don't know, but it sure felt good!" -- "you're not me, therefore you're irrelevant" Dogbert rlovlid@online no Visit the ATCHO joke pages. http://home.sol.no/~rlovlid
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1064f0,69ea641f58a2d00f,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1064f0,public X-Google-Thread: 1133d6,69ea641f58a2d00f,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1133d6,public X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,69ea641f58a2d00f,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10ba21,public X-Google-Thread: 13f69f,69ea641f58a2d00f,start X-Google-Attributes: gid13f69f,public From: "Rune L�vlid" <rlovlid@online.no> Subject: ATCHO: Fast one. Date: 1998/03/26 Message-ID: <3519DA4A.71906E75@online.no> X-Deja-AN: 337787830 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Organization: none Newsgroups: no.vitser,alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.jokes.pentium,aus.jokes