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Article #268Re: ATCHO: Smokin asshole
From: Richard and Jenni Wenhold
Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 00:00
Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 00:00
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This is the funniest joke!!! I loved it! Thanks! Rune LοΏ½vlid wrote: > > CRISPY CRITTER > > A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but > > the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive > > identification. That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al. > > Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over." Joe looked at > the > dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George." > > Thinking the incident strange, the mortician said nothing. He brought > in Al. > > Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, "Nope, that > ain't > George." > > Mortician: "How can you tell?" > > Al: "George had two assholes." > > Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?" > > Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us > would go into town you'd hear people say, 'Here comes George with those > two > assholes!'" > > -- > "you're not me, therefore you're irrelevant" Dogbert > rlovlid@online no > http://home.sol.no/~rlovlid ATCHO's joke pages
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